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Philosophically, what happens when we see perfection? Plato may have been the first to explore the question in Western thought, though the Hindus' deep concentration on the nature of the infinite surely has illuminated parts of the answer as well. One theory is that beholding perfection renders the imperfect irrelevant, almost as if they didn't exist. And the imperfect surely becomes unworthy of further study.
Now, I'm not saying that this is the Platonic automotive ideal (not with the possibility that someone will one day build The Homer), but is it possible that this is the ultimate expression of the American Redneck dream ship floating in the Kentucky ether? Is this the chariot the gods drive in Appalachia? Perhaps the question is answered by asking whether anyone will care whether Jalopnik ever posts pictures of another modified Camino/Camaro/Mustang II/Firebird/Beretta monstrosity. Friends, it's possible that this is the end of an era.
Ok, Ben, I'm going to need a detailed explanation as to why this is six degrees of awesome but the rocket box-topped Lambo was a fail.
I'm feeling like I missed a turn somewhere...
@I can be stig?: They are very close, probably the same builder, but there seems to be enough differences that there might actually be two of these beasts.
Same braided upper radiator hose, same show sticker on right door window, same rear wing.
Different color interior, different steering wheel, different front clip/nose.
I can't tell, but the hood bulge looks different too.
@P161911: I'm flipping back and forth between the postings... Same tail lights, same engine bay, same paint scheme poking out under the primer (red front/blue back/bed). just the interior is different. And let's be honest: Swapping an interior is a 1-saturday job... I still say Same Car!
@Feds: See the other post above with the picture. A lot of similar stuff, but a lot different too. Of course all the different stuff wouldn't be too hard to change. I'm leaning towards repeat offender, mainly because the black interior in this one looks 20-30 years old, but on the other hand it could be a bad interior dye job.
@P161911: Its not a bad interior interior dye job, its a fantastic interior respray! From the shades of pink around the headlights and rearviews right down to the tan-to-black rustoleumed rugs I'd say that the pink-a-mino is now back in (flat) black!
I know I'm going to have to turn in my Jalop-card for this, but... I hate it. I think it's ugly, tacky, poorly thought out, and just awkward. It reminds me of the mid-90's Chevy trucks I see down here in AZ. You know the ones - Corvette taillights that may or may not work, giant wing, 13-inch Daytons, purple tint, chrome wiper arms. It's just too many crazy things all fighting for your attention.
The Equinox and decent-looking house prove that this man has the most patient and understanding wife in the known universe.
@MrHowser: You are absolutely right about this thing being "ugly, tacky, poorly thought out, and just awkward". But these are the sort of qualities that appeal to Jalops. It's like a mangy, ragtag mutt with half an ear missing that follows you home. At first, you try to shoo it away before the neighbors see you with it. Then you end up going "Awwww, it's so cute..."
@tonyola: I know Jalops tend to like vehicles with these qualities, but a vehicle with all of them, at the same time, in such great amounts? It's just too much. This feels like a Fauxrrari or a Fieroborghini. Someone had a Natty Light-induced brainstorm, poured their heart into it for two weeks, and then got distracted by a cute cousin or a goat or something.
ARRGH!! I was ready to lay down a "Good on ya, Kentucky Good ol' Boy... it's not the brightest car on the lot but it shows a certain intent toward originality, detail, and craftsmanship on a level we can all appreciate. I'm proud to call KY my adopted home".
Then you had to post the text from the ad, and remind me of how much I fear the day my girls will have to enter the school system down here. My head actually hurts from reading it.
My first thought is wonder: if someone is going through the effort to post an ad to sell something for money, can't they ask for a proofreader first? And then.... But what if they did?
And now instead of Epic Win, I forever see English Fail.
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I will admit, its sheer ugliness is almost mesmerizing.
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Presto...mobile redneck resort!
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Would do.
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Now, I'm not saying that this is the Platonic automotive ideal (not with the possibility that someone will one day build The Homer), but is it possible that this is the ultimate expression of the American Redneck dream ship floating in the Kentucky ether? Is this the chariot the gods drive in Appalachia? Perhaps the question is answered by asking whether anyone will care whether Jalopnik ever posts pictures of another modified Camino/Camaro/Mustang II/Firebird/Beretta monstrosity. Friends, it's possible that this is the end of an era.
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I'm feeling like I missed a turn somewhere...
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Is i tthe same one that wa son e-bay a year ago, or could there really have been two of them?
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Same braided upper radiator hose, same show sticker on right door window, same rear wing.
Different color interior, different steering wheel, different front clip/nose.
I can't tell, but the hood bulge looks different too.
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[jalopnik.com]
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Actually, there is an engine shot in your link... DEFINITELY the same car.
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The Equinox and decent-looking house prove that this man has the most patient and understanding wife in the known universe.
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/obligatory generic Kentucky stereotypes
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Nimble? Check.
Exotic? Oh yeah.
Classy? Quite.
Not likely to break apart during the first aggressive turn and horrifically injure several spectators? Dammit.
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Imagine Wort rollin up with this? Heck, you could showcase like, every spinning hubcap on all of its mis-matched rims.
Gawker, bid know or forever hold your peace, because I'm getting awfully tempted.
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Then you had to post the text from the ad, and remind me of how much I fear the day my girls will have to enter the school system down here. My head actually hurts from reading it.
My first thought is wonder: if someone is going through the effort to post an ad to sell something for money, can't they ask for a proofreader first? And then.... But what if they did?
And now instead of Epic Win, I forever see English Fail.
Curse you Kentucky Public Education System!