I often find myself polarized by the Cayenne. Half the time I like them, half I don't. Always seems to come down to wheel and tire selection. They CAN be done tastefully; attractively. But, usually, any attempt to "spruce" them up ends in fugly. And why so many gilled air intakes? Less is more people... especially on the Cayenne.
The two foulest are the Russian ones, closely followed by the Indian Shiva God of Chaos. The Russians need to stay with what they make best, scary post-apocalyptic mud machines and tall blondes with exotic accents. Everything else looks just plain bizarre.
This "Top" ten makes me yearn for the Panamera... Not because I like the Panamera, but because it will give us what all these tuners are attempting: a 4-door road warrior from Porsche. Then maybe we can start to see some Cayennes with lift kits, trimmed fenders clearing 35's, rock sliders and winch bumpers. I'd like to see more of these in Baja, the Dakar Rally, Moab, and Glamis.
@Alphamazing: Yes, that's a step in the right direction... we can check Dakar and maybe Baja off the list. But there's still plenty of ground to be covered.
Also, wasn't there some horrible dragon-esque Cayenne once upon a time? Or was that a Touareg or X5 or something. It's burned in my brain, but I can't find it.
"For those wishing to follow in the footsteps of international celebrities, there's no way around Christian Audigier. With his luxury clothing label he is setting new standards in the fashion world, exemplified by the sparkling skull and pirate themes adorning his designer pieces."
A little too much like a Megadeth album cover for me. Nothing against those guys, it just doesn't jive here. Maybe the blue oval boys could do a "Mustaine GT" or something.
@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: A few years after its introduction, it would get kicked out of the Ford lineup for guzzling too much gas, and then whine about it for 20 years.
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Still doesn't look good, but...
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http://jalopnik.com/346463/high-times-coty-porsche-cayenne-turbo-cannabis
Also, wasn't there some horrible dragon-esque Cayenne once upon a time? Or was that a Touareg or X5 or something. It's burned in my brain, but I can't find it.
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Shame on you Mathew Hardigree
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I now have an excuse to go home sick....
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When will he go away? His crap sucks, his style more-than-questionable and prices on his crap are beyond egregious.
Fuck you, Christian Audigier. Go rot in the filth that is /b/
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