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    Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    I would have argued that the hearse was the start of the funeral procession and I was just waiting for the family to show up.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Haha, YOU WIN!
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    Image of Bubs Bubs
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    Seriously, how much can it cost him to run an incinerator? I know it's not the way to run a business, but instead of committing a crime that disgusting, how about just incinerator? Perhaps someone working at a funeral home can enlighten me on the cost of one firing.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02/27/09

    @Bubs: Dat propane ain't free, sonny Jim. And once you get de fire good and hot, it still ain't no good to cook over, neither.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    Gadsen, Alabama, home of the Allis-Chalmers G and other things that were mistreated and allowed to rot.


    Sorry for Edna's kinfolk, but they don't sound like such charmers either. "Whattawe gon' do 'bout Mamaw?"


    "We doin' it."

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    Image of Stick Shifts and Safety Belts Stick Shifts and Safety Belts
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    That may mean the car is for sale (CHEAP!!!) and I live thirty minutes away from (the scene kid infested) town of Gadsden!


    LeMons, hur I COME!!!!

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @mchale2020: It's not gonna happen cheap if there's that many scene kids. On the other hand, I could take on two or three of the fuckers at a time, and I'm not that strong.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    Why didn't the family just pay up?
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    02/26/09

    @.357: George Bush.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    Like I needed another reason to avoid the place.


    'Honey, why did we take this long, roundabout route, when the highway goes straight there/"

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    "not the dead body" I find that caption hilarious on that picture
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    Image of TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    How much does it cost to incinerate a body?
    I thought gas prices had come down in the US.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower: I'd think it would be cheaper than, y'know, getting rid of a hearse.
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    Image of TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower
    02/26/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: Imagine being charged with 'corpse abuse'. That would kinda carry a stigma.
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    02/26/09

    @TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower: Do you happen to know what the fine is for that?
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/27/09

    @TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower: lol
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    I saw this on CNN and had a feeling it would show up here. There was a worse case in our neck of the woods where a funeral home director attempted to return the body of the deceased to the family. On their porch.

    Also sad here that the family apparently didn't give it a thought for two years.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    Forgive me if this is a stupid question...


    ...but if a guy owns an incinerator and he wants to get rid of a body...


    You see where I'm going with that, right?

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    02/26/09

    @Cognitive Friction:


    the incinerators use gas.. and isn`t that cheap...

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/26/09

    @Stuntdriver: True, but still cheaper than throwing away an entire vehicle I would think.


    Plus its probably easier to recoup your money in small claims court if you avoid doing something heinous that violates state law.

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    02/26/09

    @Stuntdriver: Well, the hearse had gas in the tank, right?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    I fail to understand how a running hearse is worth less than a cubic yard of refrigerator space.


    On the other hand, you could probably buy it at a county auction for a couple hundred bucks and gut it for LeMons. You'd be the first hearse not piloted by douchebags!

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    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    Gadsden's claim to fame was previously that it was the Third Biggest Alabaman City Along the Drive from New Orleans to Blacksburg, Virginia.


    My, how things have changed?

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    02/26/09

    In reply to Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
    They got a ways to go to catch up to Tri-State...


    [en.wikipedia.org]

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @mytdawg: Everyone's got their own local clusterfuck.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    02/26/09

    @mytdawg: First thing I thought of when I saw this on CNN. Geed.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02/27/09

    @mytdawg: Ugh. That was front-page news 'round these parts for a long time. And then Dr. Bass from the Body Farm went and made himself into a novelist and incorporated a lot of that narsty travesty into a bestseller.


    See, you can get rich with unburied dead bodies.

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