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Thu Nov 26
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    Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/23/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    Max's staff didn't receive much in the way of presents this year.


    He decided not to have a whip-round.

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    Image of Charlie Taylor Charlie Taylor
    12/23/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    So who's the guy in the wheelchair?
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/23/08

    @Charlie Taylor:


    Frank Williams [en.wikipedia.org]

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    Stoatmaster was starred Stoatmaster was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/22/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    So he's beating the guy that's looking at the legs? Or not? And the bird?

    I'm going to need the Study Guide for this one.
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower
    12/22/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    crack that whip
    give the paddock the slip
    step on a crack
    break Mclarens's back
    when a team owner comes along
    you must whip it
    before the cream sits out too long
    you must whip it
    when something's going wrong
    you must whip it


    now whip it
    into shape
    shape it up
    your dad was a blackshirt
    so now you gotta hurt
    move ahead
    try to detect it
    it's not too late
    to whip it
    whip it good


    when a good time turns around
    you must whip it
    you will never live it down
    unless you whip it
    no one gets away
    until they whip it

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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/23/08

    @TheDanMan is taking his ute to the beach for a barbie this ...:


    Devo only resonates with us old dudes

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    Image of eurodriver eurodriver
    12/22/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    What's Bernie holding? Plasters?
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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    12/22/08

    @eurodriver:


    Americans ain't gonna get that dude.


    They call them a bandage or band-aid which I believe is a brand name of them.

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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    12/22/08

    @jduffy13: Ya. Band-aid is a brand name here. We say getting plastered, you say getting pissed. We say get pissed, you say get very cross (hey, this is fun!)


    Everything I know about the UK I learned from BBC America and Haynes manuals.

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    joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/23/08

    @joneez is riding his Bandit in the rain:


    Have you ever visited our fog-bound shores?


    If not, you're in for a surprise.

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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    12/23/08

    @joneez is riding his Bandit in the rain: When the Haynes manual for my BSA said to soak my final drive chain in "paraffin," I thought it odd, but I went ahead and melted some of my mom's canning wax in a pot on the stove and dropped my chain in it for about 10 minutes. Amazingly, it worked quite well; that chain lasted quite a long time.


    But boy, was Mom pissed.

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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    12/22/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    All of a sudden, I really admire Bernie.
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    Image of SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R)
    12/22/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    ok, I'll bite, what the hell is the meaning of the fat little bird sitting on the railing?
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    Image of Orgasmatron Orgasmatron
    12/22/08

    @SlowMo: I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest it's a partridge, perhaps as one of the few actual Christmas references in the lame-ass cartoon.
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/23/08

    @Orgasmatron:


    Traditional Christmas 'Robin Redbreast'.


    Remind me not to go on safari with you.


    Not there are many robins or partridges on safari...

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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/22/08

    In reply to Bernie Ecclestone's Actual Max Mosley Whip-Themed Christmas Card
    The illustrator was far too generous re Flavio's girth.
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