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Bugatti Set To Reveal New Model In September
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If that don't work, here's the link [www.bugattipage.com] (NEED PREVIEW BUTTON!!!)
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1)Take money from rich Middle-Eastern customer
2)Glue money together into one giant car-shape
3)Put in pedals, also made from pure, unadulterated, US legal tender
4)???
5)Profit
6)UK Pound special edition
7)Euro special edition
8)???
9)More profit
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The only problem is that Bugatti doesn't actually turn a profit.
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"The future is cloudy, yes.... but something emerges from the fog... it looks like... wait, yes, it is! a Bugatti four-door coupe.
Either that or some form of monstrous crossover.
That'll be $150, Mr. Insider. Thank you so much for coming to see me today."
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Some believe the next Bugatti will be another Royale:
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I blame you, Dearthair, if my blood caffeine level drops to a dangerously low level and I start spewing nonsense.
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From certain angles, that EB112 looks like a chopped-and-channeled AMC Pacer...
Now, is that a good thing, or a bad thing...?
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EB112
EB218
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I could swear that Porsche was looking at these when they gave birth to the Panamera.
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I'm fine with large rear windows, but the least they could do is round them out a little bit to resemble the Atlantique:
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Front shot for reference:
I'm sorry, but that's just fugly.
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Can we please have the frickin' preview button back!?
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Me = Fail.
The 112 is better.
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Ok, the Atlantic is higher up the scale of best looking cars of all time than the Stingray. I would have it fighting
for top spot with the Mura. The Stingray
is lower down the totem pole fighting it
out with the Iso Griffo and Bizzarini Strada.
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We just passed from the New Golden Age, when greed overcame common sense, when just having the best wasn't good enough.... noooooooo, you had to have the most outrageous, ultra hyped, exotic that your new stolen treasure could buy.... Will any of the new Ultra Exotic Car Companies survive? Gumpbert? (no), Bugatti? (with Porsche controlling VW, maybe not), Lamborghini? (Also maybe not), Aston Martin? (Probably not), Ferrari? (in a shrunken form, maybe), Rolls and Bentley? well they are downsizing their products, so maybe yea.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's going to get a lot worse that it will get any better. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
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Seems like that would maintain the VAG "two-house brand families" pretty well, while exposing Bugatti to wider audience.
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Well, considering that both GM and Bugatti are getting fucked by the financiapocalypse, that might be a fair enough analogy.
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Holy shit I just realized those douches are "Island Splash" Flavor?? Because it's going to be in your mouth?? What?!?!
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You didn't know that women can taste things down there?
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Much like Subaru Foresters.
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VAGINAL DENTATAAAAAA!!!
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Maybe Piëch went totally batshit insane (he's only partially insane as of his latest psych analysis) and added a few more turbos to the W16, then stuck it in a lightweight, roadster a la Type 55?
I just hope its not another damned crossover.
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