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    EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    04/30/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    Bet they applied some chipotle southwest sauce to ease the van's removal...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/30/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    Window Washing.


    You're doing it wrong.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/30/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    That van is just sandwiched in there.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    That's a wrap.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    04/30/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    Three of the four finalists on NBC's weight-loss reality show "The Biggest Loser" are from the Detroit area, and they just wrapped filming and sent everyone home.


    Coincidence?

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    Looking at it again, it'd be funnier if he rolled down the stairs into a subway station.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    You don't usually see people busting down the door to eat at Subway.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    And who says drive-in restaurants are extinct?
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    Yo Dawg, I heard you like the drive through at your Subway, So I drove through your Subway so you can drive through at your Subway.


    /had to be done

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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    I'll have the Cheese-steak with Southwest hold the jalopnipenos
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    Image of NiceNurseRatched NiceNurseRatched
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    Like the jingle goes: "It can only be Jared" - wait - I thought that was for a jewelry store. Is the formerly fat guy with the huge pants now a jeweler? I'm so confused.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/29/09

    @NiceNurseRatched: George found out yesterday that his girlfriend was seeing another man. A lowly window washer, no less. He decided that something had to be done about the rival for his lady's affection. Cutting the brake lines on the guy's work van could be made to look like an accident, but he would need an alibi. Not wanting to be seen near the vehicle prior to the accident, he'd have to find someone else to do it; someone with no motive. This was going to have to be a hired hit. He thought about placing an ad on craigslist, but that leaves an electronic paper trail. Where else could he turn?


    He went to Jared.

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    A plot by Quiznos, no doubt.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    "It's a Fooord!"


    "Yep, Fords. *laughter*"


    This man knows how to raise a child.


    (And I'm proud to say that I was the same way as a kid.)

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/29/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Van Dives Into Front Window Of Detroit Subway Shop
    OK, I was just driving home from my job as a Mafia body transporter, drunk and high like usual when I got really hungry. I then decided to get some drive through.

    (Just to let everyone know, Auto Insider is a lot shorter in real life)
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/29/09

    @.357: Not according to this: [jalopnik.com]
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    04/29/09

    @The Auto Insider: When you are drunk, hungry and high, people look different!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/29/09

    @The Auto Insider: I think I'm onto you. I think... You were wearing a bluish short sleeve shirt...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/29/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: No... It could be white...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/29/09

    @The Auto Insider: The shirt you are wearing is... striped? But I see no one wearing striped shirts there... That's after taking lots of assumptions.
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