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    2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    wait... isnt pR0n spelled like p0Rn?
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    Image of Electro Gyrocator Electro Gyrocator
    03/25/09

    @damnelantra™: porn = pr0n


    [www.dram.org]"

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    03/25/09

    @LamerX - Reverse donuts on your lawn!: well now im even more confused. and why is there a charles barrett in that link of yours?

    [www.dram.org]
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    Image of Electro Gyrocator Electro Gyrocator
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    Some of the engine parts by themselves are very beautiful. But as a whole that is not a very pretty looking engine. I'd rather look at an old Honda CVCC engine with 3049839048 vacuum lines any day of the week.


    I think my CVCC cylinder head that I chopped up on a bandsaw is also far superior looking to this.


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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    03/25/09

    @LamerX - Reverse donuts on your lawn!: you should chop up the rest of it in 1 inch increments, place it suspended in a glass case, and call it art.


    you'll make millions, and possibly be featured in a movie about telepathy and serial killers

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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    That's a pretty nasty kink in what I hope is the exhaust side of the head. Bad packaging, or emissions shenanigans?


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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/25/09

    @Unevolved- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.: Johnny #5? Is that you?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    @f*cking engineerd: After seeing the Swedish Chef in the fuel pump, Johnny #5 was the first thing that I saw. It took me a moment to see the engine.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    The ePRS (US Patent No. c11077983) reduced the press release to this:


    Mercedes Benz attempts to capture the imagination of every adolescent lover of car pr0n with pictures of the naughty bits from the new engines for the E-Klasse coupes.


    The 2.2L E 250 CDI BlueMYMIND Coupe produces 204 hp and 500 Nm of torques while getting good fuel mileage along with emissions to meet the EU5 standard. Please don't torch our factories, ELF!


    The top of the line E 350 CDI BlueMYBALLS Coupe gets a 6 cylinder engine produce 231 hp.


    The gas engines boast power outputs of 204hp from the 1.8L CGI BleuCHEESE coupe.


    The E 350 CGI BlueSCREEN Coupe gets the first spray-guided direct injection in the world producing 292hp and 365 Nm from it's 6 cylinders.


    The 8 cylinder E 500 coupe gets an engine putting out 388 hp.


    Enjoy the pictures and make sure to clean up after yourselves.

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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    This just in: smugness special mention Cd award goes to Mercedes-Benz for its new E500 coupe. Sorry, Prius, can't win them all.
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    Image of HarcourtArmstrong HarcourtArmstrong
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    What's with the things that look like camshafts on the bottom end? Am I missing something?
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    03/25/09

    @HarcourtArmstrong: harmonic balancers
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    Image of HarcourtArmstrong HarcourtArmstrong
    03/25/09

    @Quattro-luvr: Sounds like something Mercedes would do, thanks!
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03/25/09

    @HarcourtArmstrong: Actually, a lot of engines have them.


    Guys who are really serious about horsepower remove them, as they only serve to make cars more "pleasant."

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    Number 5 is ALIVE!!!


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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    03/25/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Wall-E!
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    As an engineer, you'll frequently find me complaining about how marketing or design staff are totally overrated.


    Then, when I see something like this



    ...featured as part of a press release, I'm reminded sometimes it's best to keep the engineers in the lab. We sometimes forget that what excites us in not universally interesting.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/25/09

    @Mad_Science: Damn. HTML fail.


    Picture:

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/25/09

    @Mad_Science: Agreed, but we're still way better than design or marketing. Especially marketing.


    Honestly, it was sad when I realized as a 20 year old engineering intern that I knew more than the 45 year old marketing director at the company I was working for.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    For some reason, when I saw this fuel pump, I thought of the Swedish Chef

    BORK BORK BORK
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    03/25/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: I totally see it.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/25/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: Um de hurr de hurr, flip flip flip!
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    03/25/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: Yep, iz de chef!
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    I spy with my little eye, superflous gears and balancers good for LeMons 2025 weight reduction and revenue recovery.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    03/25/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Also, that in-tank fuel pump could come from almost anything.
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/25/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Sexy Engine Mega-Gallery
    That really grinds my gears.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Official Photos, Details
    So have we made the determination yet as to whether the E-Class Coupe is *in addition to* the CLK body style, or *instead of* it? The two are so similar in size that one should suffice, I would think.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Official Photos, Details
    Matt, come on, you posted the Lexus GS by mistake!
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Official Photos, Details
    Cue the E-class 4-door coupe in 3... 2... what? There's already a 4-door E-class? It's called a sedan (or saloon for the UK readers)? Really?


    Hey, can someone get a memo to the marketing department about this?

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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    02/17/09

    In reply to 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe: Official Photos, Details
    You know I'm just not a Merc fan.


    My friend just got one recently and I get the appeal, it's a damn fine car but Mercs just seem to lack the passion that I get when I drive... here it comes, my BMW.


    Yeah I know, how much more soul does a BMW have compared to a Merc? It's just something I can feel with BMW but not at all with Mercs.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    02/17/09

    @jduffy13: I'm not a Mercedes fan either, but I am a Merc fan.
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