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    NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse

    Ford Cabela's, Harley-Davidson Edition Super Duty Trucks Officially Official

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    For the whiners and complainers, there is a good that comes out of these images--it always reminds me that the fake-secure feeling one has tooling along in a ton or two of shiny metal/plastic/glass, lah lah lah, lovely day--is fake and driving is actually deadly serious business. "Wreck" does not just mean a mashed up car getting pulled up on the JerrDan, which is all 99% of people ever see of a wreck--but genuine carnage (ironic, ain't it? CARnage?)--If more people took a moment to look at such outcomes--as with the old Driver's Ed movies, they might not drive quite so recklessly. To mother nature, you're just another object/mass, a temporarily animated piece of meat.
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    Image of SpeedWagon SpeedWagon
    12/19/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    Lot of Trolls and Haters up in here. Who left the Facebook portal open?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    @You're a mean one, Mr. SpeedWagon. You really are a heel.: Who let the dogs out?
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    Image of RocketScientist takes the edit button for granted RocketScientist takes the edit button for granted
    12/19/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    We hit a deer with my old pickup once, the insurance adjuster was a classic:


    "DUDE! There's FUR in your license plate!"


    ... and a bone chip embedded in the guard.

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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    12/19/08

    @RocketScientist:

    We had fur pinched in between the rim and tire on recent deer encounter.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    That'll bleach out?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    I'm so hungry, I could...


    Ewww. Maybe a salad.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/18/08

    @smalleyxb122: Bravo. I had a BAAAhahaha moment at that one.
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    Image of Laconian Laconian
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    Our hay delivery truck hit a horse en route. There were horse entrails all over the place, mostly dangling from the undercarriage of the drailer.


    The driver, classy as always, said "hey, hey, you can use this here bit," and grabbing a piece of intestine, "as a condom" and flung it at my coworker. My coworker freaked out and I nearly lost bladder control I was laughing so hard.

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    Image of PaulE PaulE
    12/18/08

    @Laconian:
    Happy entrails to you
    Until we meat again


    Happy entrails to you
    It died along the way


    Who cares about the gore when we're together
    Just sing a song and think 'bout bloody leather


    Happy entrails to you
    Till we meat again...

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    @PaulE: Loud applause and a woohoo to you.
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog

    On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog

    Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon

    The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/18/08

    @tonyola: Loudon Wainwright III, FTW!!!


    Crossin' the highway, late last night...

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    @smalleyxb122: Stinkin' to high heaven!
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    And in other news, the Horse farmers of America ask for "Financial Short Term Bridge Loans" due to the rough economic conditions and the large number of horses that "mysteriously wander off. . ."
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    Image of Brian Feder Brian Feder
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    Holy crap. Thats just sad. But nothing can compare with a crash involving a 18-wheeler and a massive cow i saw while going to PA. I almost barfed when I saw it. I think anyone would if they saw that.
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    Image of ROCKYLIFE ROCKYLIFE
    12/18/08

    @Brian Feder:

    Why would you barf? An exploded cow is just a supermarket meat counter without the bright lights and the price stickers.


    Seriously, even the organs are displayed inside little plastic wraps.


    Time to be a lot less squeamish about our food, our sex lives, and nature in general, puritans.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/18/08

    @ROCKYLIFE: I think everybody should work at least one week in a slaughterhouse. It puts a lot of things in perspective.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    12/19/08

    @Mike the Dog: Preach. After two hours working in a slaughterhouse I had to convince myself that everything looked was some cartoony ballistics gel.

    Still, didn't make me into a vegetarian.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    A horse is a horse, of course, of course, 


    And no one can run into a horse of course

    
That is, of course, unless the horse, is wanting to be dead


    

Go right to the source and ask the horse

    
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. 


    It's with his life he wants divorce.

    
And end in a splash of red. 




    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day 


    But a whinny no more will escape his lips, nor a bray.


    

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, 


    And this one will show no remorse.

    
You never heard of a suicidal horse?

    

Well listen to this. . .


    

I am Mister Ed.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/18/08

    @graverobber- Facebook 'em Danno: First rate! I would expect no less from you.
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    Image of TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower
    12/18/08

    @graverobber- Facebook 'em Danno: I went there, then you made my Mr ed reference look like a cave painting next to the Mona Lisa...


    Awesome..grumble,grumble...

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/18/08

    @TheDanMan Pushing the tin down under!: Ah, sorry. Your post wasn't there when I started the Mr Ed thing. Otherwise I would have gone with a sticks like glue reference or something. Great minds huh?
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    Image of oilburner oilburner
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    Woohoo, I contributed something to Jalopnik!
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    Image of TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower
    12/18/08

    @oilburner: You may have peaked. How to top this? I dont want to think about that..
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    12/18/08

    @TheDanMan is taking his ute to the beach for a barbie this ...: Moose vs. Train.
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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    12/18/08

    @BaconSandwich:


    Less gruesome, but somehow infinitely funnier.


    "Oh, fuck."

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    12/18/08

    @Unevolved: aw man that so awful yet so ridiculously funny.


    jalopnik brand friendship heart for to today

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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse


    No sir, I don't like it.

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    Image of DannyBN DannyBN
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    I guess those Pintos really do explode on impact.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/19/08

    @DannyBN: Fuckin nice, dude.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    meaty
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/18/08

    In reply to NSFW: Ford F-350 Super Duty Versus A Horse
    Yummy horse smoothies, now with extra horse for that extra jolt of horsey goodness.
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