Every fiber of my being is compelling me to buy this giant pink dump truck I found on Craigslist for five grand and, please, I can’t afford to make this mistake.
The Belaz 75710 is, put simply, one big fat freaking dump truck. You could fit a decent Brooklyn apartment inside a tire on this thing. And when one of them catches on fire, the boom is roughly supernova-sized.
Well, this almost got extremely real.
Just when we thought today’s historic election couldn’t get any weirder, it appears that both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are being protected by an army of dump trucks. Law enforcement say the trucks—which are loaded with sand—are forming a barrier to minimize an attack with explosive devices.
I don’t know the context of this. Do you need to know the context of this? It’s a 450-ton unstoppable force completely flattening a car. Enjoy it.
Meet the RENNtech-tuned Mercedes-Benz Sprinter Extreme: almost eight feet tall with 5,200 pounds of dumper payload capacity, and is that painted-on mud splatter I see?
Funny story, about those absolutely enormous dump trucks miners use. They are so absolutely, monumentally, gigonormously enormous, you can’t exactly just build one and then drive it over to the job site. You actually have to build one, ship it in pieces, and then assemble it once you get there. This is what that looks…
Ok, so something truck-ey with a high center of gravity like a Jeep Cherokee will not drift. What about something that's even truck-ier with an even higher center of gravity?
I don't really understand why a company like MAN would invest in a sexy, dramatic promotional video... You'd think commercial customers would shop purely on economics right? Well I'm glad they did anyway, 'cause I'm gonna set this as my new wake-up alarm.
Yep. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Land Cruiser pancake.
Big burnouts are good. Big burnouts from big trucks are better.
Watching a vehicle run 15 second 1/4 miles is hardly anything special, unless of course the vehicle in question is a smoke billowing Kenworth T800 dump truck.