You just found a bag filled with $150,000 in cash, mistakenly left behind by an ATM worker. What do you do? The answer, dear readers who work in law enforcement, is obvious—you turn it in. What do you definitely not do? What this guy did.
An Illinois woman used a lighter to illuminate the contents of a gas can in her car. Predictably, the fumes ignited and exploded, lighting the car's interior on fire. The Darwin honorable mention's now recovering from second degree burns. [SunTimes]
Those disappointed in the name change vote of Butt Hole Road'll be happy hearing it's not the only hilariously unfortunate street name. Here's ten more to add to the list of world's street signs making your internal ten-year-old laugh below.