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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/23/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    I reckon I'll be all right.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    "You think urine trouble now?"
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    Race tracks should have drink drive days where everyone who feels like they are awesome at drink driving can go and have a blast while drunk. Of course there will be a souvenir video at the end of it all to watch your own magnificence.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    I'd wager this doesn't curtail pissing on the floor/wall/ceiling.

    The Vtec kicked in, yo!
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 09/22/09 1:38 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    One side of a conversation overheard at a Bucharest restaurant between a couple on their first date:

    "I work for a national charitable organization, specializing in the field of Porcelain Adhesive Application."

    "In an effort to save lives, I apply specially designed contact adhesives in certain harsh environments with high levels of nitrogen, salts, and other metabolic wastes."

    "Um, uh, I put drunk driving stickers in high traffic urinals."
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    Honestly, I'm OK to drive. I was just practicing handbrake turns and Scandinavian flicks!
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    Any tool can drive straight when they're drunk... I'm thinking their decals need some curves and stop signs to really drive their point home.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    How would this work for women?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    If you walk into the urinal Wile E. Coyote style, you're probably too drunk to drive.
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    For Europeans this is a reminder.
    For Americans this is a test.
    For Australians this is a distraction.
    For Canadians we'll turn it into a sport.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/22/09

    @PowerTryp forever Minardi:

    Nice.

    It's a distraction to the Australians because they make all other alcohol-consuming societies on the planet, save for maybe the Irish and Scots, look like newbie rookies.
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    Image of jodark jodark
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    Their next release will be the super-highway urinal that can hold 2 lanes of "traffic" going both ways.

    Also, what is passing protocol in such a situation?
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    Alfisted promoted this comment jodark was starred jodark was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/22/09

    @jodark: Don't cross the streams.
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    This won't work. I always pee in the sink when I'm drunk.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    09/22/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: There was an apartment in college that used to host some parties. I would pee in the bathtub once the line got to be too long. 18 months later, I found myself living there with a whole different set of roommates.
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    FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway promoted this comment Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of GasGuzzler GasGuzzler
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    Ummm Budapest is in Hungary.

    Bucarest perhaps?
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    09/22/09

    @GasGuzzler: d'oh, you're right.
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    Note to self: Highway #1 is no longer a scenic route.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/22/09

    @Goingincirclez: Unless your name is Senator Craig.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    09/22/09

    @Goingincirclez:

    Compared to Highway #2, it's a ray of golden sunshine.

    Or something.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/22/09

    In reply to Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
    I hate driving on that street - it's where all the dicks hang out.
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    09/22/09

    @Alfisted: This urinal installation sponsored by BMW.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/22/09

    @Alfisted: An oldie but goodie.
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