A Georgia funeral home will bury you for free if you sign a form stating you plan to get blitzed, drive on New Year's Eve and then die. They better hope people are more moral than frugal. [Sun-Sentinel]
This ad campaign is intended to deter drunk driving in Bucharest by reminding drinkers of their inebriation while they're peeing. Think it'll stop people or just encourage accurate pissers that they're ok to drive? [Copyranter]
So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview!
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We're pretty sure political correctness existed in the 90's, but this supposedly-banned episode of Warner Brother's Tiny Toons somehow depicts young Buster, Plucky, and Hamton getting hammered on beer then stealing a cop car.
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Gaze into the glazed eyes of Heather Locklear, taken after she was arrested around 5 p.m. Saturday evening when CHP officers found the actress in her parked car blocking traffic in Montecito, Calif. Exciting, yes, but the best part of the story's the police report, especially where a "concerned citizen" called police after witnessing Locklear "driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine" in a parking lot. Except, she wasn't drunk. Yup, you read that right. More after the jump. More »
TMZ's reporting Transformers star Shia LaBeouf faces misdemeanor DUI charges after he allegedly made an unsuccessful left turn in front of another car this morning at the corner of La Brea and Fountain in Hollywood. The Ford F-150 he was driving flipped with such force Spike Witwicky's real life counterpart sustained an injury to his left hand that required him to have minor surgery. An unidentified female riding with him and the male driver of the other car sustained minor injuries. Oh, if only he'd been driving Bumblebee, he'd have been able to take over the wheel from young Shia. Wait, why wasn't Shia's trusty Camaro driving the young lad? More »
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