New Jersey Trio Invents the Human Centipede of DUI

Friends who drink together stay together, especially if one of those friends is a New Jersey woman picked up for DUI. On Thursday night, Readington Township police announced the arrest of 34-year-old Carmen Reategui, as well as two loyal and stupid friends. » 12/21/13 6:59pm 12/21/13 6:59pm

Drunk Pilot Lets Drunk Passenger Steer, Everyone Dies

Drunk people are good at lots of things. They are good at ordering drinks. They are good at cajoling other drunk people into dares. They are good at chasing adventure. They are good at combining all three of these talents to work in frenetic, exciting concert. They are less good at piloting helicopters. » 6/10/13 5:23pm 6/10/13 5:23pm

DUI Arrestee Was Celebrating Getting License Back After Earlier DUI

Illinois resident Erin James was caught speeding early Friday morning after she spent a night out celebrating getting her driver's licence back after a DUI arrest. She was drunk this time, too. » 5/04/13 7:18pm 5/04/13 7:18pm

Arrested Drunk Man Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In Its Entirety In Back Of…

Dude in the video above wasn't happy about being picked up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for being intoxicated. The best excuse he can muster is something about "brotherhood of men on the planet earth" before he segues right into singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." In its entirety. He even provides the… » 3/29/12 1:45pm 3/29/12 1:45pm

Naked man crashes into 15 cars 'on Wings of Love'

Breakups are bad news, as we all know. Who here hasn't spent a week binging on raw cookie dough and episodes of The Good Wife after getting dumped? Or gotten behind the wheel of his cab, naked and drunk, and crashed into 17 cars? » 10/31/11 3:00pm 10/31/11 3:00pm

Drunk Mom Admits to Letting Her 12-Year-Old Son Drive

A Nevada woman, Misty (of course) McCollister, has pleaded guilty to attempted child abuse after putting her 12-year-old in her lap and telling him to drive her home. And the story gets worse. » 11/05/10 3:59pm 11/05/10 3:59pm