Drunk Man Steals Bulldozer And Goes On Drunkdozer Rampage In NJ Park

You've been there. Drunk, cold, and also, very, very drunk. All you want is a ride home, doesn't matter where it comes from, as long as you don't have to pay for it. A local denizen of New Jersey had that exact same process, so he stole a bulldozer and proceeded to tear up a local park. » 11/18/14 2:10pm 11/18/14 2:10pm