Drunk Man Steals Bulldozer And Goes On Drunkdozer Rampage In NJ Park

You've been there. Drunk, cold, and also, very, very drunk. All you want is a ride home, doesn't matter where it comes from, as long as you don't have to pay for it. A local denizen of New Jersey had that exact same process, so he stole a bulldozer and proceeded to tear up a local park. » 11/18/14 2:10pm 11/18/14 2:10pm

Drunk Man Falls Asleep On Luggage Conveyer Belt, Gets Full Body X-Ray

On July 23, a drunk Norwegian took a nap on the baggage inspection conveyor belt in Terminal 3 of Rome's Fiumicino airport. He slept right through the x-ray. Look at all those drunk organs. » 8/09/12 4:20pm 8/09/12 4:20pm