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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    How do you say incredulously in German?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop eating over-ripe cherries.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Anyone else just get a hankering for some SoCo cherries?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/08/09

    @smalleyxb122: Try Ciliengine. It's great. It's Italian cherries soaked in brandy. They sell it at most Italian import stores.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/08/09

    @smalleyxb122: Cherry bombs! Made with Everclear. Yummy, from what I remember.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/08/09

    @engineerd: I'm sure that even if it tasted like ass, your memories wouldn't be any different.


    I just wish they still sold 190 proof Everclear in California :( It's down to 151 now.

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Badgers, contrary to Beatrix Potter and Kenneth Grahame, are not animals to be f-ed with. Think weasles, but bigger and meaner.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Boozed belligerent badger blocks boulevard.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Dachs?! Wir nicht brauchen nein stinkenden dachs!
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    The badger was heard gruffly mumbling, "Mr. Toad....irresponsible animal."
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/08/09

    @Ash78: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Wow, that brings back childhood memories.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/08/09

    @Ash78: Hahaha...now I think I want to go to the Magic Kingdom in Orlando. Except people keep dying at Disney World.


    Disneyland: Happiest Place on Earth

    Disney World: Deadliest Place on Earth

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    We don't need no stinking badgers.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/08/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: Yes. I love Blazin' Saddles references.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Drunken Badgers should stay in Madison, where they belong.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/08/09

    @CPO Alfisted: Damn, beat me to it.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/08/09

    @CPO Alfisted:


    On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin, plunge right through that line.

    Run the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.

    On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin, fight on for her fame.

    Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.


    On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin, stand up Badgers sing.

    "Forward" is our driving spirit, loyal voices ring.

    On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin, raise her glowing flame.

    Stand, fellows, let us now salute her name.

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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    07/08/09

    @engineerd: Your alma mater?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/08/09

    @CPO Alfisted: No, I live in Big 10 country and hear it ad nauseum. I'm a Michigan fan, which was not a good idea last year for football.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    I've heard that badgers can be very mean, but this one looks very happy. I'm off to buy some overripe cherries!
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    Image of PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party. PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party.
    07/08/09

    @skaycog - 1000 Club: They are only creature their size that scare the living hell out of me.
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    Image of UncleBenny UncleBenny
    07/08/09

    @PowerTryp: What about possums? Those things will tear you up.
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    Image of PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party. PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party.
    07/08/09

    @UncleBenny: Not in the same way a badger does, possums don't kill for fun.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    07/08/09

    @PowerTryp: What about wolverines? Are they the same size as badgers or bigger?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/08/09

    @skaycog - 1000 Club: [answers.yahoo.com]


    Wolverines are scary fuckers.

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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Damn, animals. Degrading our moral values.


    [news.bbc.co.uk]

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    07/08/09

    @MrBangBam: Ha, I like this response to 'Stoned Wallabies make crop circles.'


    I have seen a stoned wallaby but I don't know about them making crop circles. The one I saw was slurring his words and asking me for a dollar as he was trying to get the boat to see his brother in New Zealand - he looked in no mood to be formulating a series of complex agricultural design patterns. I could be wrong - they might have masterminded the twin tower attacks, who really knows?

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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    07/08/09

    In reply to Drunken German Badger Blocks Traffic
    Perhaps the badger was on mushrooms.


    Ack, a snake!

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/08/09

    @Jagvar: Nonsense. He was just distraught that someone had stolen his bananaphone.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    07/08/09

    @Jagvar: Glad I refreshed the page before responding. I was about to go there with this.
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