Sebastian Vettel Is Probably Still Hungover

Pour a little Advil and Whataburger out for our homeboy in the comically oversized racing suit. After claiming his fourth win at Sepang International Circuit and his first win for Ferrari, Sebastian Vettel told Eddie Jordan point-blank how he planned to celebrate: "I wanna get pissed probably tonight." » 3/30/15 10:19am Monday 10:19am

Drunk Guy Claims His Dog Drove Him to the Store

Wesley Mark Terrell, a 60-year-old man from Oconee County, Georgia, had a perfectly reasonable explanation when cops asked him about the dog that was locked inside his car on a recent 99-degree day. » 7/03/14 3:19pm 7/03/14 3:19pm

178 Tickets Issued For Drunken And Nude Antics At Indiana Tractor Pull

Whenever something that involves drunkenness, nudity, and cars occurs, we tend to automatically assume that the story is coming from Florida. » 8/27/12 3:00pm 8/27/12 3:00pm

The Secrets Of Field Sobriety Tests

Have you been drinking tonight, sir? Oh. Crap. If you're in a car, that's not a question you want to hear from a man in uniform. And if the answer is yes, you're in for the worst pop quiz of your life: the field sobriety test. » 4/27/12 5:15pm 4/27/12 5:15pm

Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase

You have to be pretty stupid, or pretty drunk, to lead the police on a car chase. You have to even drunker, and certainly more Amish, to lead the police on a car-vs.-horse-and-buggy chase. » 7/20/11 5:30am 7/20/11 5:30am

Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase

You have to be pretty stupid, or pretty drunk, to lead the police on a car chase. You have to even drunker, and certainly more Amish, to lead the police on a car-vs.-horse-and-buggy chase. » 7/19/11 7:29pm 7/19/11 7:29pm

How a drunk road crew paints lane markings

How hard is it to paint a straight line? How many workers in a Russian road-paining crew does it take to finish a fifth of vodka? The answer to both questions can be found in the video above of some truly horrific lane markings along Russia's Millionnaya Street. » 5/23/11 12:30pm 5/23/11 12:30pm

Workers building fighter jets caught chugging beers over lunch

Workers at a Lockheed Martin plant in Texas are attempting to one-up their Michigander counterparts by drinking and smoking during lunch while building F-35 fighter jets. Cue the local news gotcha video. » 5/05/11 11:00am 5/05/11 11:00am

Russian Cop Attempts to Hitch a Ride in Traffic While Completely Smashed

Turns out people aren't very likely to pick up a stumbling drunken cop in traffic on a busy Moscow afternoon. Thankfully he eventually gets a lift and he's not picked to be the designated driver. » 2/10/11 3:45pm 2/10/11 3:45pm

The Video Of Detroit Lions President Tom Lewand's DWI Arrest

Police released the 20-minute-long video of Detroit Lions President Tom Lewand's arrest on suspicion of DUI Friday night, showing Lewand struggling to hide he's reportedly two-and-a-half times over the legal limit. Gosh, we can't imagine why he'd be drinking. » 6/29/10 10:00am 6/29/10 10:00am

The 13 Most Memorable Drunk-Driving PSAs

Society may despise drinking and driving, but that doesn't mean that the ads attacking it have to be humorless or macabre. These 13 public service announcements get the message across better than the rest. » 5/11/10 12:30pm 5/11/10 12:30pm

Google Street View Snaps Canada’s Classiest Citizen

Is the man in the back of this pickup passed out drunk or just relaxing while drinking? Either way, he forgot to wave at the Google Street View camera car as it drove past. » 12/17/09 5:15pm 12/17/09 5:15pm

Drunk Driver Calls Cops On Himself

A Pennsylvania man called 911, on himself, to inform the cops he was too drunk to drive. It's a commendable gesture in a sort of dumbass-with-a-drinking-problem sort of way. » 2/23/09 4:30pm 2/23/09 4:30pm

Tony La Russa Not Convincing in Field Sobriety Tests


Both Jalopnik and sister site Deadspin covered news of Cardinals manager Tony La Russa being a sleepy drunk driver back in March, but now we can see the video evidence. On November 28th, prosecutors in the case finally released the video from the cruiser and booking proceedings. Frankly, we're surprised that Mr. La… » 12/05/07 5:45pm 12/05/07 5:45pm

Naked Man Causes Accident on I-95, We Find His MySpace Page

In what must be the most interesting thing to happen in Delaware since the Revolutionary War, Ardonas Gilbert was arrested for running around naked and drunk on Interstate-95. Passing motorists tried to stop him, but he attacked them and ran cursing back onto the Interstate, causing three separate accidents. Who is… » 11/21/07 1:00pm 11/21/07 1:00pm

Drunk Dad Passes Out While Pumping Gas

I can only guess what issues Wes Anderson has with his father, but I'm fairly sure the senior Anderson has nothing on this delinquent dad from Auckland, New Zealand. With his two year-old girl in the car, he drove into a local gas station and attempted to pump gas. Nothing strange there. But, allegedly, he was so… » 3/27/07 4:45pm 3/27/07 4:45pm