So, one of my teachers (I think) when I was in HS was telling us about how his kids used to jump out of the sliding door of their minivan as though it were a helicopter. DEPLOY! DEPLOY!
It was so much fun, they started jumping out right as it stopped. Then a little before. Then a little more before. Then a little more....
Pretty soon they were jumping out before he even turned into the driveway. When they were doing it at like 5 mph, he had to put his foot down.
The hottest new technology introduced at the 2009 Pedo Van convention. You no longer have to lure the kids all the way in. Just get them within 5 feet, and the turbine powered vacuum sucks them right in for you.
Looks like one of those idiotic Personal Rapid Transit Vehicles. All the problems of cars, all the downsides of transit, but slow, expensive and prone to malfunctions.
These kids are right to be scared. That ice cream isn't for you.
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It was so much fun, they started jumping out right as it stopped. Then a little before. Then a little more before. Then a little more....
Pretty soon they were jumping out before he even turned into the driveway. When they were doing it at like 5 mph, he had to put his foot down.
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aside: If your brother actually is or was a Marine, I mean no offense.
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They should be more afraid of being run over by this (apologies, Mr. Wert)
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@GIC pours some out for the fallen: Oh come on. If we keep this up we aren't going to see any more Wert dragon pix.
And I'm really looking forward to seeing the Volt version.
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*hums jingle* Don't whiz on the electric fence! :)
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So it is this... without the driver?
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Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang
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The Child Catcher was one of those things I had a rational fear of when i was a child.
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These kids are right to be scared. That ice cream isn't for you.
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You mean I can't use this van anymore?
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@It'sHateOhioDayToday:
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@It'sHateOhioDayToday: Hey, nice to see you. Why don't you have a seat over there?
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