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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Join us next week for a new installment of:
    When Furniture Attacks!
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    Edited by Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet at 10/22/09 4:23 PM Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy

    More complete story, with picture of the La-Z-Boy, through Duluth (Minn.) News-Tribune. Also, the chair was confiscated and will be auctioned.

    [www.duluthnewstribune.com] #gokarts
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    Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Wouldn't this be considered an OUI in most states since it is an unregistered vehicle? #gokarts
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    The amount of beer required to get an average man to a 0.29 requires the use of a 'road tube', being he's mobile. #gokarts
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Captain Apathy Captain Apathy
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Officer: Sir do you know why I pulled you over?
    Guy: No sir, what did I do?
    Officer: You were clearly reclined in a No-Reclining zone. I see that the tags have been removed also. Sir are you aware that's a felony?
    Guy: No officer I had no id...
    Officer: It clearly states "do not remove under penalty of law." Sir, where did you get this vehicle?
    Guy: Sofa King
    Officer: Excuse me? Step out of the chair. #gokarts
     Reply
    Captain Apathy was starred Captain Apathy was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    This guy puts the BAC in barcalounger. #gokarts
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    GreenN_Gold was starred GreenN_Gold was unstarred
    Image of jaymcminn jaymcminn
    10/22/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Good one. putting the "Bar" in Barcalounger would have been an acceptable answer as well. #gokarts
     Reply
    GreenN_Gold promoted this comment jaymcminn was starred jaymcminn was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/22/09

    @jaymcminn: You're right, you win. #gokarts
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Oh Deere, that could leave an (ex)mark! I hope he wasn't Gravely injured. Perhaps he ought to have built a Walker instead. #gokarts
     Reply
    Edited by Alfisted at 10/22/09 12:20 PM Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of chimento chimento
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Here's the pic
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    Alfisted promoted this comment chimento was starred chimento was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/22/09

    @chimento: That's what you think. #gokarts
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/22/09

    @Alfisted: I spit on my monitor at that. Thanks. Plus, you're really being mean to poor chimento. LOL. #gokarts
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/22/09

    @Novaload: Perhaps you are right. No offense meant, Chimento, posting pics on Jalop can be rather hit or miss. #gokarts
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    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/22/09

    @Alfisted: I was only joking. You had a savagely witty riposte, and that is always AOK. #gokarts
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Is that a picture of the actual device and guy? #gokarts
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/22/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: sadly no, but it just means there's more than one out there. #gokarts
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    10/22/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: The others are likely slightly less crashed. #gokarts
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    10/22/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: What no hat tip Ben? Just giving you crap, after reading this, I sadly immediately thought of Jalopnik, especially after it mentioned that the motorized chair has cupholders. #gokarts
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    Ben Wojdyla promoted this comment Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was starred Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/22/09

    @Skunky: heh, good point. I just assumed he got someone to take a snapshot of him hooning his creation before he wrecked it. #gokarts
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/22/09

    @Peugeot--Can't keep up with his new followers: Sorry, tipped. #gokarts
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    Ben Wojdyla was starred Ben Wojdyla was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    10/22/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: They should find a pic of the aftermath and post it under "Save the La Z Boys." #gokarts
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of jhench jhench
    10/22/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Actual device can be found here [blogs.citypages.com] #gokarts
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick promoted this comment jhench was starred jhench was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/22/09


    @jhench: Thanks for the link! It somehow doesn't look as comfortable as I expected, though.

    I'll embed the picture here for y'all's viewing pleasure. #gokarts
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    10/22/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Thanks Leeeeena, you stay classy America. #gokarts
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    So blowing well below the legal limit becomes a factor when you crash? .029 wouldn't even affect his ring time. #gokarts
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/22/09

    @mr_dude: sorry, decimal point fail #gokarts
     Reply
    Ben Wojdyla was starred Ben Wojdyla was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    10/22/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Oh, .29 is at least 100 times as drunk. #gokarts
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of H2H H2H
    10/22/09

    In reply to Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
    Isn't being a little lit up a REQUIREMENT for driving one of those things? I call no foul. #gokarts
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    mr_dude promoted this comment H2H was starred H2H was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/22/09

    @H2H: A "little" lit up is relative. 0.29 is a lot of cans of Schell. #gokarts
     Reply
    brandegee was starred brandegee was unstarred
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