Football Fan Passes Out, Wakes Up With $900 Uber Bill

An Ole Miss football fan, apparently sorrowfully tired and perhaps a bit blotto after the team's loss to Texas Christian University in the Peach Bowl last week, decided to call Uber, the official car service of Capitalism™, for a ride home from the game. No big deal, except that the game was in Atlanta, and this Ole… » 1/05/15 6:48pm 1/05/15 6:48pm

How to Survive the Perils of New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve might be the best party night of the year, but it can also be the most stressful, from losing your phone to the far more perilous drive home. Here are a few things you can do now to stay safe and sane this New Year's. » 12/31/14 4:53pm 12/31/14 4:53pm

Who Spends The Most On Booze At Cruising Altitude?

One of the interesting things about travel by air is that it's perfectly acceptable to drink alcohol at any time of day. If you have an adult beverage on a flight, what's your drink of choice? » 5/31/14 4:07pm 5/31/14 4:07pm

Steelers Player Tweets Really Dumb Photo

Last October, Steelers nose tackle Alameda Ta'amu got wasted and decided to play bumper cars with several parked vehicles on Pittsburgh's South Side. Thursday, Ta'amu was sentenced to just 18 months' probation for it all. Last night, Ta'amu's friend tweeted the photo you see here, and Ta'amu re-tweeted it. (That's… » 4/08/13 11:55am 4/08/13 11:55am

178 Tickets Issued For Drunken And Nude Antics At Indiana Tractor Pull

Whenever something that involves drunkenness, nudity, and cars occurs, we tend to automatically assume that the story is coming from Florida. » 8/27/12 3:00pm 8/27/12 3:00pm

Now There's A Party Bus That Will Inject You With Magical Fluids To…

Not that you have ever, ever overindulged on alcohol, but if you had, you'd know that it can result in some serious pain the next day. Fortunately, a company in Las Vegas is pioneering a new, extremely convenient way to help you recover quickly from your retched suffering. Hangover Heaven promises to rid you of your… » 4/12/12 10:45am 4/12/12 10:45am

Chrysler employees still taking liquid lunches

Remember those Chrysler workers allegedly drinking and getting high during their lunch breaks? Workers at another Chrysler plant are still doing it. Maybe they've gone from sad drinking to happy drinking? » 7/14/11 12:30pm 7/14/11 12:30pm

Workers building fighter jets caught chugging beers over lunch

Workers at a Lockheed Martin plant in Texas are attempting to one-up their Michigander counterparts by drinking and smoking during lunch while building F-35 fighter jets. Cue the local news gotcha video. » 5/05/11 11:00am 5/05/11 11:00am

The 13 Most Memorable Drunk-Driving PSAs

Society may despise drinking and driving, but that doesn't mean that the ads attacking it have to be humorless or macabre. These 13 public service announcements get the message across better than the rest. » 5/11/10 12:30pm 5/11/10 12:30pm

Drunk Driver Calls Cops On Himself

A Pennsylvania man called 911, on himself, to inform the cops he was too drunk to drive. It's a commendable gesture in a sort of dumbass-with-a-drinking-problem sort of way. » 2/23/09 4:30pm 2/23/09 4:30pm

AvMap, Peugeot Team Up For Breathalyzer-Equipped GPS

We're not sure if this is a testament to French drivers or just Peugeot owners in general, but AvMap has announced a partnership with Peugeot for a breathalyzer-equipped GPS navigation unit called the Geosat 6 Drive Safety. The unit will be an available option for the Peugeot 107 Sweet Years. The driver simply blows… » 6/05/08 5:00pm 6/05/08 5:00pm

NASCAR Themed Mini-Bar Doesn't Surprise One Bit, Hic!

Anytime I think of NASCAR, I think of rabid alcoholism—and can you blame me? The latest NASCAR gadget is this miniature bar hidden in a model NASCAR car. Sure, It may look like a traditional unbranded NASCAR-style vehicle at first, but lift up the body and you're in for one hell of a surprise. » 3/28/08 3:45pm 3/28/08 3:45pm

Wood Panel Van Liquor Cabinet: Why Not?

Be prepared to confuse the hell out of guests because it's time to finally get an indoor wood-panel van, or at least a quarter of one. This Wood Panel Bar is a bar/liquor cabinet for lovers of the wood paneling. The liquor cabinet includes a classy drawer, hanging racks for various types of classes and an extending… » 3/04/08 4:45pm 3/04/08 4:45pm

NDrive GPS Navigation Unit Includes Breathalyzer

I'm still having a bit of a hard time wrapping my brain around this concept. The G400 is a GPS navigation unit from NDrive that includes a breathalyzer. I guess it is a good way to judge whether or not you should be driving, but my usual rule of thumb is that if I've had enough drinks to warrant the use of a… » 2/22/08 10:00am 2/22/08 10:00am

Celebrate Fat Tuesday With A Gas Can Flask

Super Tuesday, schmuper Tuesday. It's Fat Tuesday, period. Go cast your ballot early and get ready to celebrate the start of Mardi Gras with tons and tons of drinking. If you are still stuck at the office, there is one way to get a head start on the celebration, and it is with this gas can flask. Fill her up with your… » 2/05/08 1:30pm 2/05/08 1:30pm