Drunk, High, Naked Driver Crashes Into Parked Car While Masturbating... But Wait, There's More!

Canadian James Boppre, former owner of a successful landscaping business, was on parole with house arrest on condition of sobriety after drunk driving and weapons convictions. On the evening of July 30th, Boppre fell off the wagon in a serious way. It started out with booze and ended with Boppre crashing into a… »8/21/08 1:40pm