It feels like we're mad-libbing headlines today, but here's a drawbridge in St. Petersburg, Russia that's been defaced with a depiction of a giant phallus. The genius part is that, when the bridge lifts skyward, so does the graffiti. [EnglishRussia]
A motorist in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin managed to get stuck on the Maple-Oregon Bridge as it lifted to a 45 degree angle, leaving her in a very uncomfortable place. Thankfully, the operator noticed and lowered the bridge.