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    Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road

    The Legend Of SLR Guy Continues
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    I'd say a Hyundai Excel with one seat and an automatic. No power, no crashworthiness... no problem.
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    Image of twinturbo2 twinturbo2
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    The judge should sentence him to drive a Chevy Aveo5. Those cars come in P***y Magnet Yellow, right?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    @twinturbo2: Yes. And make sure it's an automatic.
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    Image of pres pres
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    I'm glad I drive the automotive equivalent of a Sherman tank for now. Hopefully I am not anywhere near his daily route to work here in the Bay area.


    As an aside, I wonder where someone like him would work? He looks like a Sports Authority douche and no greater than a Macy's douche. That would probably slot him right into the Sears zone if he doesn't already work at a kiosk selling budget cellular plans.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/04/09

    @pres: I'm thinking mall-island kiosk cell phone guy who shouts at you when you walk by is right up his alley.


    "Yo! You need a knew phone, bro!"

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    Image of A Benz Apart A Benz Apart
    02/04/09

    @Mad_Science: No, he hawks bulk supplements at the GNC store ...
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    02/04/09

    @A_Benz_Apart played piano like a swing-axle in the rain:


    Thankfully, he doesn't use them to increase his water weight. I think his brain is already full of useless fluids.

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    02/04/09

    @Mad_Science:


    That quote really takes me back to the pager days.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    And what, precisely is young Master Hogan's chosen field of endeavour? I don't believe that 'Pimpin' counts.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    Mr Hogan,your transport is ready...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/04/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Heh, it's the right color...
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    Image of seoultrain seoultrain
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    Any car with a big spike sticking out of the steering wheel, about 3 inches from his heart.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/04/09

    @seoultrain: What's this talk of inches,cm's!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    Oh, great. If he goes into business as a professional lousy driver, he can claim all of his driving (even that done whole drunk or high) is business related.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    How about this one?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    I knew he got released,but i didn't know they gave him his licence back. That fucktard should be restricted to rollerskates.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    "Business-related"? Dealing meth isn't a "business". Sorry.
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    Image of The Big Cheez The Big Cheez
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    If were lucky a sebring convertible, that way WHEN he wrecks it itll be one less disgrace to humanity. Less is more!
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    Image of Shadowguitar Shadowguitar
    02/04/09

    @The Big Cheez: That would actually be one of the harshest punishments ever handed out. The criminal justice system wouldn't allow it, due to the whole "cruel and unusual" crap.
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    02/05/09

    @Shadowguitar: If his lawyer's worth a sh*t he'd be able to get it knocked down to lethal injection.
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    His next car will be a yellow Treer Saltair.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    im sure that fool could cause carnage on a bicycle
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    He was probably driving that Thai car.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/04/09

    @skaycog: you mean the bali-mobile?


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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    Which is more offensive: his actions, or his sister's "music"?
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