Blown Holden Ute Does Double Roll During Burnout, Crowd Goes Wild!

When you've got a supercharged, tubbed and roll-caged Holden Ute, burnouts, donuts and general hoonulence are inevitable, but this... this is hooning art. It seems you have to go to Australia for the real high-proof stuff, as this starts out simple and safely enough with a gross display of horsepower at a sanctioned… » 12/04/08 10:30am 12/04/08 10:30am

Cops Desperately Chase Stolen Krispy Kreme Truck

Sometimes, the jokes are just too easy. Yesterday, police officers in Madison Wisconsin were involved in a high speed chase with one Warren G. Whitelightning, drunk in a stolen Krispy Kreme truck (see, there are like nine jokes right there). Mr. Whitelightning (hehehehe) had previously had his license revoked after a… » 12/04/07 12:30pm 12/04/07 12:30pm

Time to Heist the Donuts: Maine Man Steals Dunks Truck

Oh to be young, dumb and full of Coors Light again. Brandon Cote of South Portland saw an opportunity while inebriated and took it: an unattended Dunkin' Donuts delivery van with the keys tantalizingly left in the ignition. Roughly three hours later, he was spotted speeding, and the po-po — fiercely protective of… » 6/07/06 2:00pm 6/07/06 2:00pm