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    They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Wouldn't it be ironic if they were hit by a runaway recycling truck?
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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Hey, nobody ever said pimpin' was easy, or pretty.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    02/12/09

    @03SVT: It is, however, necessary.
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Crusin down the street in a giant Pepsi can, thats how you get laid.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    This would be bad if it were just rappers.


    It'd be even worse if it was rappers with donks.
    It'd be downright hideous if it were rappers with donks advertising soft drinks.


    However, this is rappers with donks advertising soft drinks made out of FWD GM luxo-shitboxes.


    It's so bad I want to die now.

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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Sucks.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/12/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: yup. sucks.
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    Image of lowercase lowercase
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    Is it weird that the WPB news site in the VIA has a trackback to some other site that is just aping Jalopnik's feed?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @lowercase: No, but it's weird that the site aping the 'Nik is in Poland. Most of the ones I've seen are in China.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    I would like to see more of this kind of accidents. If even one 1971 Impala is saved from being donked, I am happy.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    At least the guy spent money on something other than drugs.

    And why are there all the people standing around? Did a piping hot Arbys sandwich get caught under the Lumina?
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    01/05/09

    @FrankGrimes: Somebody has to make money selling the drugs. My guess is that this guy wasn't buying drugs, but probably selling them, maybe using some to if he did this to a Lumina/Impala.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    Anybody else notice what looks like a 6-point cage in the car? Probably saved the drivers butt, if not the car's dignity.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    If my experience is any indicator, what likely happened to this unfortunate rolling roadblock was the following: The driver attempted to make a turn, and the too-fat tire caught against the fender or wheel well or steering linkage, thus stopping its rotation, and causing the car to flip over.


    I really do think there ought to be a law that installing tires/wheels or a stereo on a vehicle that are worth more than the vehicle itself would be punishable by being forced to drive an Aveo on 13's for a period of not less than 3 years.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    01/05/09

    @mechimike: Exception for old Jeeps?
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    01/05/09

    @mechimike: Add an exception for beater sports cars with performance oriented wheels and I'm with ya... When you're dealing with LeMons grade cars it pretty hard to get wheels that will fit decent rubber for less than the car.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    I think it happened like this. Be sure to wait for the second collapse.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    ....and somewhere a Floridian high school physics teacher weeps.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    01/05/09

    @SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: COTD
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    Image of Armand Armand
    01/05/09

    @SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: What makes you think they have physics classes in Florida high schools?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    01/05/09

    @Armand Bengle: Well, we had physics class in West Virginia public schools, sooooo.....
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/05/09

    @SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: But West Virginia doesn't have donks.


    Well, not exactly...


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    Image of muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    someone should inform the folks at fleshbot, aparently 28 inches doesnt always bring happiness
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01/05/09

    @muhnkee_2: *Golf clap*
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    Image of nassin2, oversteering into awesomeness nassin2, oversteering into awesomeness
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    Screw cow tippin' I wanna go donk flippin'
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    01/05/09

    @nassin2 now with pleasant burnt rubber smell: Dammit! Took my comment right out of my mouth!


    If donk flipping becomes a new sport, no one could be happier than I.

     Reply
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/05/09

    In reply to Donk On 28s Rolls Over In Florida, Dies
    Good: One fewer donk.


    Bad: Someone donked a Lumina?


    Huh?: People might not notice the upside down car, so I better put on my four-ways.

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