If it's your responsibility to transport a huge, fragile package shaped like a sewer pipe, can we suggest not using a Ford Mustang to do it? And, should you be stuck in this strange predicament, can we further insist you don't connect said pipe to your car with sweatshirts closed into the trunk and hood?
We have no proof distraction led this Passat driver into wet cement this morning, but it's a fair guess. The traffic ticket, 35 minutes of being stuck and extraction fees should get their attention if the wet cement didn't.
Every so often, a book comes along that redefines your notion of literature. The Worst-Case Scenario: Cars is not that book, but it does teach you how to drive down a flight of stairs. What more do you really need?
This photo of a father trotting his little girl around on a scooter without any form of protection or child seat is so cute... but only because she'll almost certainly be killed or seriously injured. [whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com]
Confession: When it comes to car repair, we've maimed, broken, set fire to, and flat-out destroyed a lot of stuff. Most of the time, we did not use a power reciprocating saw. This guy did. Ow.
Certain elements of society think it's great fun to rip hood ornaments off fancy cars. Normally the owner replaces it with a new one. This guy did it with wire, unsuccessfully.
It's the holiday season and we don't care if you've been naughty or nice because we've got a big bag full of automotive FAIL waiting for you underneath our Doing It Wrong Hanukkah bush.