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    Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    Too much caffeine sends you barking mad?


    That's all I got.


    NEXT!

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    There must be a joke I can make about the dog being called Bentley....
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    This guy is teaching him to drive a manual...
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    "it was cold out" Last I looked, dogs have fur!
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    Image of zsvdkhnorc hates when Jalopnik gets political zsvdkhnorc hates when Jalopnik gets political
    11/20/08

    @timtoolman: Or maybe he was leaving the van on for the van's sake. An old car in cold weather sometimes doesn't want to start a second time in fast succession, or he was afraid that the motor would cool off too much for him to start it again.


    Or it could be because boxers are shorthairs. Their coat has about all the insulation of a t-shirt, and you can see the freckles on their belly through their coat. heck, their armpits are bald.


    I'm still wondering how he took the keys and left it running.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/20/08

    @zsvdkhnorc: I've had quite a few older vehicles (specifically GM) that you were able to pull the keys out of when it was running. The tumblers are just worn down. Still can't start without the keys but don't need them in the ignition after it starts.
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    Image of CopterBob CopterBob
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    His driving was no worse than quite a few of our elderly drivers.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/20/08

    @CopterBob: Actually, there's no reference to the dog's age, so he could be like 80. In dog years.
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    11/20/08

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    I like how he says "that's the first time he tried to drive" implying there will be a second time.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/20/08

    @the artist formerly known as dolo54: ... or was he surprised that it hasn't happened until now?!
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    Slushbox + dog = bad combo


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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    Looks exactly like my boxer, but older.


    ...but Buddy can drive a stick.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    I'm sure it was just a contact buzz.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    This is the first "vehicle drives through building" story I've seen in a while that doesn't involve an old person claiming that the gas pedal magically got stuck and/or the brakes magically stopped working, instead of just admitting that they smashed the wrong pedal to the floor because they are senile and shouldn't even have a license
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    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    He was just trying to impress his bitch & get some tail action.
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    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    11/20/08

    In reply to Dog Drives Van Through Coffee Shop Window
    Mmmmmm. Scoobie snacks.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/20/08

    @jewce: This is why Fred never leaves the keys in the Mystery Machine.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/20/08

    @jewce: Probably just wanted a scone or something.
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