If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
Regarding your free money, er, Federal Loan program, I would like to submit my application for fifteen million dollars of Federal funding. I firmly believe that we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, and simultaneously reduce our collective environmental impact through the application of hybrid technology, and electric cars and shit.
I completely will not in anyway squander the money on cocaine and V8-powered Volvos, or on mass-producing the Prodrive P2.
No, I totally have a plan to have a car that will travel over five thousand miles on a single tank of good intentions and bio-somethings. It will possibly use the internet in some way also, and there will be MP3s and Twittering involved. Additionally, my exciting new program will have something to do with change, and plug-in hybrids and windmills and solar and geothermal will all be in there too.
I guess I should have ordered that book from Matt Lesko. He said the government would give me anything I want. I thought it was a scam. Elon Musk knew better.
And wait just a minute...Nissan? F*cking Nissan!? What the hell do they need to money for, paying GT-R warranties?
That's it. Deartair, .357, I'm moving to Canada, and I am going to crash on your couches. Make sure you have a pillow ready for me. A feather pillow. Foam pillows suck.
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Any room for me up there, eh? I really want to get an Lancia Delta Evoluzione and I hear the gray market is much easier up there eh?
@ambidextrous pj134: Yeah, there's a huge grey market here for a lot of cars. But, you may have to sleep on a futon. Just remember that instead of rent, you pay in alcohol.
Ahem, what about the 25 million I asked for? Come on, its a drop in the proverbial bucket... er reservoir and a majority of it will go to auto-related things.
@Jo $chmo: Tell me about it. I was just hearing on the news this morning that a local school district got $7M in federal stimulus money to fund their school lunch program. I was like, "Dayum! It costs SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS to serve free salisbury steak and tater tots to a bunch of kids?" I need to get in on this action while Obama's still writing blank checks to anyone that asks for it.
I remember, as a small boy in knee britches, going with my father to hear an address given by the Honorable Stephen Pace, then Congressman from the old Georgia 12th District. It was on the banks of the Ocmulgee River. There was a barbecue, and citizens, especially farmers from all the counties, gathered - this was before the second World War.
It seemed that someone in the Congress had introduced a bill that would give the farmers some money provided they did something. The Congressman vigorously opposed it. I have no idea what it was, because I was watching a "dirt dobber" making a ball of mud. The Congressman snapped me back to attention, however, when he said "I'm going to tell you a true story about the wild hogs that once lived about forty miles down river."
"Years ago," the Congressman said, "in the great Horse-Shoe Bend down the river, there lived a drove of wild hogs. Where they came from no one knew, but they survived floods, fires, freezes, droughts and hunters. The greatest compliment a man could pay to a dog was to say that he had fought the hogs in Horse-Shoe Bend and returned alive. Occasionally a pig was killed either by a dog or a gun as a conversation piece for years to come.
Finally, a one-gallused man came by the country store on the river road, and asked the whereabouts of these wild hogs. He drove a one horse wagon, had an axe, some quilts, a lantern, some corn and a single barrel shot gun. He was a slender, slow moving patient man - he chewed his tobacco deliberately and spat very seldom.
Several months later he came back to the same store and asked for help to bring out the wild hogs. He stated that he had them all in a pen over in the swamp.
Bewildered farmers, dubious hunters and store-keepers all gathered in the heart of Horse Shoe Bend to view the captive hogs.
'It was all very simple,' said the one-gallus man, 'First, I put out some corn. For three weeks they would not eat it. Then, some of the young ones grabbed an ear and ran off into the thicket. Soon, they were all eating it. Then, I commenced building a pen around the corn, a little higher each day. When I noticed that they were all waiting for me to bring the corn and had stopped grubbing for acorns and roots, I built the trap door. Naturally, said the patient man, they raised quite a ruckus when they seen they were trapped, but I can pen any animal on the face of the earth if I can just get him to depend on me for a free hand-out.'"
We have had patient men in our central government in Washington for years. They are using our own dollars instead of corn. I still think about the trap door and the slender, stooped man who chewed his tobacco deliberately, when he spat and turned to the gathered citizens many years ago and said, "I can pen any animal on the face of the earth if I can just get him to depend on me for a free hand-out."
The Price Of Free Corn:
The allegory of the pigs has a serious moral lesson. This story is about federal money and lies (promises) being used to bait, trap and enslave a once free and independent people.
Federal welfare, in its myriad forms, has reduced not only individuals to a state of dependency. State and local governments are also on the fast track to elimination, due to their functions being subverted by the command and control structures of federal "revenue sharing" programs.
Study these links -- "Our Enemy the State" by Albert J. Nock, 1935, His Classic Critique Distinguishing 'Government' from the 'State', written about the same time that Congressman Pace told this story.
And this written 150 years ago defining the process -- "The Law" by Stephen Bastiat, 1850. What he had to tell us then is very much true today.
The Truth, that will set us free, is in knowing that with so-called "free handouts" lies the beginning and end-all of the whole mess in government that we see today . . . but wild hogs will be pigs 'til the end . . . and sheeple are easier to bait and trap . . . don't even have to use corn or money or anything but hot air, myths, half-truths and outright lies . . . and it all began a whole lot longer than 2000 years ago, and has continued ever since.
Think about it, the bacon you save may be your own.
And it has finally happened. Elon Musk has surpassed John DeLorean, Preston Tucker, John Hennessey, and Jack's Used Cars Lot on the list of slimy businessmen.
In fact, Elon Musk may actually have bettered Howard Hughes' efforts to get government money for inexplicably stupid reasons.
Lemme get this straight, they let GM and Chrysler go bankrupt but decide that Tesla's bussiness strategy of "Dream Big, Have High Hopes" is going to work for them?
@Hello Mister Walrus: Of course they will, right after they generate $465 million in gross profit. Which at their current rate of sales (100 cars/year, $20k gross profit), will be 230 years from now.
@superbad: Gross profit is not really relevant - it is just revenue minus cost of goods sold and does not include interest, depreciation, taxes, etc. Companies also do not need to repay debt using net income - they can raise capital through other debt or equity offerings. For instance, many banks have already repaid the TARP funds (I might add that the government got a VERY generous return on investment from the coupons). These repaid funds came from stock offerings and long term borrowing. This is just the way companies operate; very few have zero leverage.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
Login
Enter your username and password.
Reset Password
Please enter your email address to have your password reset.
Register
Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.
06/23/09
Just wait and see, soon, Ford will need money too.
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
Regarding your free money, er, Federal Loan program, I would like to submit my application for fifteen million dollars of Federal funding. I firmly believe that we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, and simultaneously reduce our collective environmental impact through the application of hybrid technology, and electric cars and shit.
I completely will not in anyway squander the money on cocaine and V8-powered Volvos, or on mass-producing the Prodrive P2.
No, I totally have a plan to have a car that will travel over five thousand miles on a single tank of good intentions and bio-somethings. It will possibly use the internet in some way also, and there will be MP3s and Twittering involved. Additionally, my exciting new program will have something to do with change, and plug-in hybrids and windmills and solar and geothermal will all be in there too.
Please make the cheque payable to:
Boosted-Lego-Wagon
Gumdrop House
Lollipop Lane
The Land of Chocolate
Sincerely,
-BLW
06/23/09
You can send an email to the Secretary of Energy
at
The.Secretary@hq.doe.gov
from
[www.energy.gov]
Maybe we'll all get put on a right wing extremist watch list!
06/23/09
06/23/09
Damn you Matthew Lesko!
06/23/09
That's it. Deartair, .357, I'm moving to Canada, and I am going to crash on your couches. Make sure you have a pillow ready for me. A feather pillow. Foam pillows suck.
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
ex:
Nice weather today, eh?
06/23/09
Like that?
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
an example; "Hey, get away from my car!"
that is about as frequently we (canadians) say eh. you just need to reverse it and put the "hey" at the end.
Example; "Get away from my car, eh?"
and that's it! a knitted hat is a toque, a chesterfield is a couch, a quarter mile is 400m, and our beer is freakin' awesome!!
oh, we tend to put the letter U in a lot of words such as flavour, colour, etc...
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
Ol' Horizontal... mmmmm...
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
-Sigh-
"The Wild Hogs of
Horse-Shoe Bend"
By J.G. McDaniel, M.D.
I remember, as a small boy in knee britches, going with my father to hear an address given by the Honorable Stephen Pace, then Congressman from the old Georgia 12th District. It was on the banks of the Ocmulgee River. There was a barbecue, and citizens, especially farmers from all the counties, gathered - this was before the second World War.
It seemed that someone in the Congress had introduced a bill that would give the farmers some money provided they did something. The Congressman vigorously opposed it. I have no idea what it was, because I was watching a "dirt dobber" making a ball of mud. The Congressman snapped me back to attention, however, when he said "I'm going to tell you a true story about the wild hogs that once lived about forty miles down river."
"Years ago," the Congressman said, "in the great Horse-Shoe Bend down the river, there lived a drove of wild hogs. Where they came from no one knew, but they survived floods, fires, freezes, droughts and hunters. The greatest compliment a man could pay to a dog was to say that he had fought the hogs in Horse-Shoe Bend and returned alive. Occasionally a pig was killed either by a dog or a gun as a conversation piece for years to come.
Finally, a one-gallused man came by the country store on the river road, and asked the whereabouts of these wild hogs. He drove a one horse wagon, had an axe, some quilts, a lantern, some corn and a single barrel shot gun. He was a slender, slow moving patient man - he chewed his tobacco deliberately and spat very seldom.
Several months later he came back to the same store and asked for help to bring out the wild hogs. He stated that he had them all in a pen over in the swamp.
Bewildered farmers, dubious hunters and store-keepers all gathered in the heart of Horse Shoe Bend to view the captive hogs.
'It was all very simple,' said the one-gallus man, 'First, I put out some corn. For three weeks they would not eat it. Then, some of the young ones grabbed an ear and ran off into the thicket. Soon, they were all eating it. Then, I commenced building a pen around the corn, a little higher each day. When I noticed that they were all waiting for me to bring the corn and had stopped grubbing for acorns and roots, I built the trap door. Naturally, said the patient man, they raised quite a ruckus when they seen they were trapped, but I can pen any animal on the face of the earth if I can just get him to depend on me for a free hand-out.'"
We have had patient men in our central government in Washington for years. They are using our own dollars instead of corn. I still think about the trap door and the slender, stooped man who chewed his tobacco deliberately, when he spat and turned to the gathered citizens many years ago and said, "I can pen any animal on the face of the earth if I can just get him to depend on me for a free hand-out."
The Price Of Free Corn:
The allegory of the pigs has a serious moral lesson. This story is about federal money and lies (promises) being used to bait, trap and enslave a once free and independent people.
Federal welfare, in its myriad forms, has reduced not only individuals to a state of dependency. State and local governments are also on the fast track to elimination, due to their functions being subverted by the command and control structures of federal "revenue sharing" programs.
Study these links -- "Our Enemy the State" by Albert J. Nock, 1935, His Classic Critique Distinguishing 'Government' from the 'State', written about the same time that Congressman Pace told this story.
And this written 150 years ago defining the process -- "The Law" by Stephen Bastiat, 1850. What he had to tell us then is very much true today.
The Truth, that will set us free, is in knowing that with so-called "free handouts" lies the beginning and end-all of the whole mess in government that we see today . . . but wild hogs will be pigs 'til the end . . . and sheeple are easier to bait and trap . . . don't even have to use corn or money or anything but hot air, myths, half-truths and outright lies . . . and it all began a whole lot longer than 2000 years ago, and has continued ever since.
Think about it, the bacon you save may be your own.
06/23/09
hey tell me the one about the Frog and the Scorpion next!!!
06/23/09
:: sits down for Jalopnik story time with TexanIdiot ::
06/23/09
06/23/09
Great parable.
06/23/09
06/23/09
Wait, Wert is in NYC molesting a Camaro SS?
:: starts breaking a desk down for wood ::
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
In fact, Elon Musk may actually have bettered Howard Hughes' efforts to get government money for inexplicably stupid reasons.
06/23/09
Fuck Tesla, that's bullshit. Let them drown.
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
06/23/09
I'm sure that Canadian citizens had a similar question.
02/11/09
02/11/09
02/11/09