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    Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating

    Dodge Nitro And Jeep Liberty Death Match! Only One Will Survive!

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    Dodge caliber is very disappointed by your two minute performance.


    Ah, well. Two minutes in heaven is better than on minute in heaven.

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    Image of pacocornholio pacocornholio
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    Funny as hell, but they should have left the guy alone. Yeah, wet blanket, maybe even sticky.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @pacocornholio: I would've tried to drop/toss/squirt stuff through his sunroof.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    what kind of home environment does this guy have where he can't watch porn and masturbate at home? oh yeah, marriage.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    A serious endorsement of parkus interruptus as a birth control technique...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    Nitro explosion!
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    and boom goes the Nitro
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/07/09

    @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth: jerks!
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    ...And who options a Nitro with a sunroof and a dvd player, anyway?
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    Some coworkers and I walked past a couple hitting it in the back of a Mercedes in a parking garage at quittin' time one day. I still wish we'd gone over to stare solemnly and check our watches.
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    Image of redman042 redman042
    05/07/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: At least it was a couple and not some lonely guy wanking it on his own.
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    Image of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD
    05/07/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: Yeah, it's pretty fun. People get really upset when you take pictures of them making out/going for it in a public place.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/07/09

    @redman042: In a Mercedes? She was his secretary.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/08/09

    @darkstar - 16% more love: Dammit, I really wish I could find that website of some guy who sneaks up on people having sex in cars and takes pictures! He ends up with a lot of hilarious stuff something like this:



    If Scandinavian Flick sees this comment, he should be able to relate the website, I think.

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    I always wondered what Dodge meant by "Grab life by the horns"
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    Is that Dearthair? Don't think because you aren't in a VW we don't know it's you!


    Pervert.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/07/09

    @Code name: Lavinicus Stronghold: You know, I've never actually seen his Corrado†... maybe "red Corrado G60" is Canadese for "rebadged Jeep Liberty"??


    † this sentence is an outright lie.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/07/09

    @Code name: Lavinicus Stronghold: I figured there'd be a shot at me in here somewhere... No, it's not me. Come on now, that's just insulting.


    I wouldn't be caught dead in a Dodge Nitro.

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    I didn't realize lacrosse was big in Alberta.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    05/07/09

    @Ash78: Damn, you guys are quick on the trigger.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/07/09

    @theeastbaykid: I know, my wife complains about it all the time.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/07/09

    @Ash78: This whole thread is like a COTD home-run derby...
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    My Dodge Nitro excites me

    I like it so much

    That I pull over quite often

    For my johnson to touch


    I need to relieve the pressure

    Which build between my thighs

    Due to my love for my car

    And the fact I'm a guy


    Every time I go out

    I have a sex drive

    It's because of my Nitro

    That I'm glad I'm alive


    So now I am famous

    And have a video on Jalopnik

    You might think I'm embarrassed

    But don't be so quick


    Because in addition to my whacking

    Which is an hourly tryst

    I have another charming quirk

    I'm also an exhibitionist!

     Reply
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    I never realized Canadians were so funny.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/07/09

    @Flathead Smith: They're downright whacky.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/07/09

    @Alpuñod:

    HEY...

    Lets relax with this..Canadian bashing

    We.. are just peaceful..people

    By the way.. FUCK CHEVY..
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/08/09

    @.threefiveseven: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!



    Please, I can't take much more!

     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/07/09

    In reply to Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
    Not surprising. The last time I drove a Nitro, i felt like a jerk too.
     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
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