Independent observation.

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1. A pedestrian is crossing your lane but there is no crosswalk. You should:

D.) Run 'em down, 10 points each!

2. When driving in adverse conditions, the proper speed to travel is:

D.) 90mph, sideways, like Colin McRae.

3. A traffic light with a flashing red signal means?

D.) It's time to reset your VCR clock.

4. You see a flashing yellow traffic signal at an up coming intersection. The flashing yellow light means:

D.) CHECKPOINT!

5. A solid yellow line, on your side of the center line, means:

D.) Hurry up and pass them, that truck's coming down on you pretty fast...

6. When you approach a stopped school bus with flashing red lights, you should:

D.) Speed up, 5 points per kid!

7. If, while driving, a tire suddenly blows out, you should:

D.) be ashamed that you bought a Ford Explorer.

8. You may pass on the right of another vehicle when:

D.) The cops aren't looking.

9. When making right or left turns, a driver should signal _______ before the turn?

D.) Signal what?

10. A diamond shaped sign means:

D.) You're about to lose 3 month's salary.

11. You drive defensively when you:

D.) Combine your Level 80 Crown of Luminescence with your Avalanchion's Stony Hide for +90 stamina.

12. When you tailgate other drivers (drive close to their rear bumper):

D.) You're on the Mass Pike and you're going to miss your dinner reservation at Legal Sea Foods.

13. You may drive off of the paved roadway to pass another vehicle:

D.) If your jacked-up Jeep Wrangler is gnarly enough.

14. When you are merging onto the freeway, you should be driving:

D.) 90 in a 65, like Akon says.

15. When driving in fog, you should use your:

D.) Cupholder-mounted espresso machine

16. Under most conditions what is a safe following distance?

D.) Trick question! Distances aren't measured in seconds, silly!

17. There is an emergency vehicle coming from behind you with emergency lights on and flashing. You should:

D.) Get behind the emergency vehicle and tailgate them mercilessly until you approach your destination.

18. When you approach a traffic signal displaying a steady yellow light, you must:

D.) Stop and do the hokey pokey.

19. In bad weather, you should make your car easier for others to see by:

D.) Stealing a giant neon sign that says LIVE NUDES and strapping it to your windshield.

20. The best way to keep from hydroplaning is to:

D.) Sell your hovercraft.

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But I'm surprised CT isn't further up on that list. Holy hell, do I effin' hate CT drivers. Every time I see that blue-white plate I cringe as I prepare to slam on the brakes or be tailgated for 20 miles even though I'm already doing 90 in the left lane. I usually end up bracing myself in a midst of brake lights as the son of a bitch swerves across 3 lanes in a desperate bid to get ahead of some minivan, with no turn signals as to add to the guessing fun.

I saw a truck swerving in and out of traffic like that once, nearly ran 4 cars off the highway. I also got ran off once by a different truck on that same stretch of I-84. Then again, I saw a Huey helicopter on the back of a different 18-wheeler so that kind of made up for it.

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Pure Wheel Man.

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Or if you are Canadian man and drive a dodge, ****ing.

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OUT OF MY WAY, YA BASTAD!

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I have always assumed that it's never ok to pass on the right, ever; and I answered "be prepared to stop" for the steady-yellow-light question-- that one is kind of splitting hairs.

I feel that this test is biased against me, personally.

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