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    Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
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    Image of Kuro Kuro
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    Actors. Fake. If he actually kicked a repo agent, he'd be in jail or six feet in the ground, pronto.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/02/09

    @Kuro: Yeah, if you have to put "Tru" in the name of the network, then you know a script was involved. Still pretty funny, though.
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    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    The Delorean is still stainless. The same cannot be said for the repo man's BVDs.
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    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of sos10 sos10
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    People who believe in reality shows are the ones that need medical assistance.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    He should have punched that lunatic's ticket.

    His parents are obviously enablers.

    I have never watched this show, real or fake.

    I blame Michael Jackson.
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    Image of negative-ground negative-ground
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    Viral adverstising for that show. Come on Jalopnik, you can do better. Given the state of the automotive industry, this is the best you can come up with? I might have to renew my subscription to Car&Track or whatever.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    07/02/09

    @negative-ground: You must be a blast at parties.
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    Ben Wojdyla was starred Ben Wojdyla was unstarred
    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    07/02/09

    @Ben Wojdyla:

    Color: Ladies and gentlemen, Negative-ground really came out swinging, and looked like he was going to dominate this contest, but we were in for a surprise.

    Play-by-play: That's right, Bob. Wojdyla just came out of nowhere and immediately shut him down in very impressive fashion.

    Color: I think Wojdyla's the momentum's definitely in Wojdyla's favor at this point.

    Play-by-play: That it is, Bob.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    07/02/09

    @Tanshanomi drives the Cadillac of Lincolns: Play-by-play: Tanshanomi bobbled that one badly, Bob.

    Color: When is this guy ever going to learn to proofread?
     Reply
    Tanshanomi was starred Tanshanomi was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/02/09

    @Tanshanomi drives the Cadillac of Lincolns:

    Token Blonde Sideline Reporter: I'm here with Tanshanomi's typing coach. What are you feeling right now?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    07/03/09

    @Tanshanomi drives the Cadillac of Lincolns: That would net you a hearty-clicky, if I hadn't done it long ago.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    Let's take it a step further.
    Elon Musk kicking Bernie Madoff in the taint for making it harder for him to pull off his Ponzi scheme.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: This is a reply to Peugeot's post above.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    This is why, ladies and gentlemen, dances made by Michael should only be used away from:

    Small children

    Repo Men

    Pepsi Commercials
     Reply
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    holy cow, the way he used his jack-fu on that guy's ass was awesome!!


    i love his little breakdown at the end... I'm showing this to my wife!

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    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    The only and I mean only thing that could make that better is if it was actually Michael Jackson kicking John Delorean in the taint. Although that guy deserved more than a taint kick.


    Also if this was a more up to date occurrence of this happening who would be kicking who? My vote goes to Brittney Spears kicking either Elon Musk or Bernie Madoff in the taint.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    @Peugeot--Not in the Fiat Alliance...Yet: My reply somehow showed up as a comment down below. Sorry about that.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    This show's faker than a muthafucka. The original episodes appeared to be real which is what got me hooked on to it, but the most recent episodes are fake as shit. I doubt they're even based on real events.
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    DonLuc was starred DonLuc was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    07/02/09

    @DonLuc: Agreed. The only episode I ever watched had a bunch of kids dressed up as knights and princesses in a forest and they threatened the repo guys with swords.
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    well, hopefully with the need for more MJ impersonators, he'll be able to make the payments soon.
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    mikedrawcar was starred mikedrawcar was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    Billie Jean there told them to Beat It, but The Man in the Mirror said "The Girl Is Mine," so he was a Smooth Criminal and Wanna Be Startin' Something. What a Thriller, it left me Speechless.
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    bzr was starred bzr was unstarred
    Image of golferal - Now with no Segway! golferal - Now with no Segway!
    07/02/09

    @bzr: This kid is either In The Closet or Off The Wall. He was probably Working Day and Night as a Street Walker named Dirty Diana, who no one could tell whether was Black or White. Some even thought he was a Liberian Girl. But it got Dangerous and it was Bad. Then a PYT named Billie Jean, said "If you don't pay some Money on the note for your Speed Demon, it will be Gone Too Soon." After several missed payments the bank said We've Had Enough and sent their Smooth Criminal to make the Delorean Fly Away.


    "Say, Say, Say, One More Chance?" the man asked. "What More Can I Give?"


    The repo man said "You Can't Win. You're a Cheater and there'll be no more Monkey Business.


    As he watched his car being towed away, he quietly said "That car was like Another Part of Me, The Lady In My Life. I Remember The Time we picked up that Superfly Sister named Little Susie and we scored some Morphine." That made him Smile. "Elizabeth, I Love You" he said with a quiver in his voice. "You will be my Sunset Driver For All Time. Whatever Happens, please know that Love Never Felt So Good. Now go, Ease On Down The Road, my love, Ease On Down The Road."

     Reply
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    Image of bzr bzr
    07/02/09

    @golferal - has no need for a snarky screen name: I bow to your superior mastery of MJ's discography.
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    i..

    uuuh..


    WTF MAN..


    I don't have sound on my work computer but i'm definitely watchin it again when i find a computer that does.


    There is no words in the english language to describe this kind of awesome.

     Reply
    WheatKing was starred WheatKing was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    The taint kick: A perineal favorite
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    Ash78, tryptophanatic was starred Ash78, tryptophanatic was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    @Ash78: Smooth. Well done.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/02/09

    @Ash78: Oh god damn it.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/02/09

    @Ash78: And...he takes it! (COTD, that is.)
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    07/02/09

    @Ash78: How do you do it? Seriously, how the eff do you do it?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/02/09

    @Ash78: Ash is just like the Stig; he has a whole team of people to do the work and the overseers just pick the best for any given situation. There is no possible way that one person is this funny. In fact, I'll hazard a guess that there are 78 people on the team.
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of FrankRizzo FrankRizzo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
    Too bad the show is fake. Don't get me wrong, I like it, but it's totally staged.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    07/02/09

    @FrankRizzo: Yeah, the first 3 or 4 times I saw it I didn't realize it, and have since felt like a fool. It is on the TruTV channel so it has to be real. Once you realize what it actually is it comes across as more Reno 911 (but not as funny) than Cops.
     Reply
    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    @FrankRizzo: Open your f*ckin' ears jackass!
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
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