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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

    Like a genuine,

    Bona fide,

    Electrified,

    Six-car

    Monorail!

    What'd I say?


    Monorail!


    What's it called?


    Monorail!


    That's right! Monorail!


    I hear those things are awfully loud...


    It glides as softly as a cloud.


    Is there a chance the track could bend?


    Not on your life, my Hindu friend.


    What about us brain-dead slobs?


    You'll be given cushy jobs.


    Were you sent here by the devil?


    No, good sir, I'm on the level.


    The ring came off my pudding can.


    Take my pen knife, my good man.

    I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

    Throw up your hands and raise your voice!


    Monorail!


    What's it called?


    Monorail!


    Once again...


    Monorail!


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    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    I used to work for the mouse. 2 things


    1. The Monorail is manually operated. The driver of the train that hit the other should have been paying attention to his board and waching out the humongous front window. This is damn near impossible to have happen.


    2. I'm surprised Disney pronounced someone dead at Disney World. The truth is, we were told that people get pronounced dead on their way to the hospital once outside Disney gates.

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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was starred Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/06/09

    @Prawo Jazdy and The Painted Rotors.: Probably a few too many witnesses. Once again, just a guess.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    What do you want to bet he was texting or something else stupid that detracted his attention? I only say that because I see that shit every day now in cars. I mean it's just a guess, kind of like a governor gone missing MIGHT be having an illicit affair. Remote chance.
     Reply
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Nope. That won't buff right out...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

    Like a genuine,

    Bona fide,

    Electrified,

    Six-car

    Monorail!

    What'd I say?


    Mono-rail!

     Reply
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    Image of TCMcQueen TCMcQueen
    07/06/09

    @Officer BLW, Royal Canadian Grammar Polis.: Is there a chance the track could bend?
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    07/06/09

    @TCMcQueen: damn you. beat me to it!
     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Damn you Lyle Lanley!
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    Maymar was starred Maymar was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Driving that train, high on cocaine,

    Mickey Mouse watch your speed...
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    He's going so slow, I'm just gonna pass him.


    Where?


    At the bend.


    I think were on the same track.


    So what.

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    I thought this thing only traveled about 10 miles an hour.
     Reply
    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    07/06/09

    @Flathead Smith: They do 35, but they're capable of 70.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    I blame Mickey for Goofying off with Donald's Daisy after getting laughed at for his Minnie while working at Chip and Dale's.


    Pluto, apparently, was unavailable for commentary.

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    HOW R U?

    I M SO BORED

    THX GOD FOR TEXTING

    OR THIS BORING MONORAIL JOB WD B TEH DEATH OF ME!

    LOL!
     Reply
    Tanshanomi was starred Tanshanomi was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @Tanshanomi drives the Cadillac of Lincolns: I'm driving right now, as I reply to your comment.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Wouldn't "Don't hit the monorail in front of you" be a fairly complete synopsis of the monorail operator's job duties? I mean, come on, it's not like to you have to steer it, and you're on an elevated monorail track...what else could there be to watch out for?
     Reply
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    Image of Doc 2¢ Doc 2¢
    07/06/09

    @Tanshanomi drives the Cadillac of Lincolns: Peter Pan and Tinkerbell. Those assholes always cross the rails without looking.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @Doc: Oh man. I'm laughing.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    Let's hope that Michael Jackson didn't put a hex on this place as he left our world, I always said he was a witch .....
     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    07/06/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Figures MJ would hex Disneyworld.
     Reply
    Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was starred Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    07/06/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Still upset that they replaced "Captain EO" with "Star Tours?"
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    I would have expected this on the GM Test Track ride but the monorail?
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    Image of marc2068 marc2068
    07/06/09

    In reply to Two Disney World Monorails Collide, Driver Killed
    The odds finally caught up with Disney. 38 years and no 'reported' accidents. Karma is a bitch.
     Reply
    marc2068 was starred marc2068 was unstarred
    Image of trev trev
    07/06/09

    @marc2068:

    how is some place being safe and then having an accident karma.


    you should go ahead and look up "karma"

     Reply
    trev was starred trev was unstarred
    Image of marc2068 marc2068
    07/06/09

    @verticle: Look at Disney's track record over the years covering up incidents at their parks and you will come to the same conclusion that I came to.If you try to control every aspect of your product something is going go wrong when you gloss stuff over when it happens.
     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    @marc2068: Yo dawg...?
     Reply
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    Image of MΩJΩ MΩJΩ
    07/06/09

    @marc2068: Perhaps a reference would help bolster your unsubstantiated accusations.
     Reply
    MΩJΩ was starred MΩJΩ was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    @MΩJΩ: There are no references. They've all been covered up. I blame Obama.
     Reply
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