We're Too Fat for the Boats of Disneyland's Small World

Congratulations America! We've finally eaten our way out of our favorite childhood amusement park ride. When the boats for the famous It's a Small World were designed in the early 60s the average American man weighed 175 lbs and the average American woman was 135 lbs. Bwahaha! I weighed 175 lbs in seventh grade. The… » 11/02/07 10:45am 11/02/07 10:45am

Free Disneyland Trip with Supercharger Install

Nissan owners will be happy to know the Stillen company of Costa Mesa, California is offering a free trip to Disneyland with the purchase and installation of a supercharger system. The trip includes two days at the park and two nights at the hotel while the Stillen crew wrenches a gas huffer onto your VQ. Free vehicle… » 8/27/07 7:00pm 8/27/07 7:00pm

Shanghai Auto Show: Making Autopia Suck

At the age of seven, we made our first pilgrimage to the Magic Kingdom. Naturally, our favorite land was Tomorrowland, having grown up on the tail end of Super Science's great promise. Now Super Science, (along with Dr. Jonas Venture, Sr. and Race Bannon) seems to be dead. We suppose in an age of lowered expectations,… » 4/20/07 6:00pm 4/20/07 6:00pm