Right on cue with the death of the PT Cruiser, Buzzfeed has assembled a gallery of horribly customized examples, all of which are too horrible to ignore. Why can't we stop looking? Gah! I can't stop saying horrible! [Buzzfeed]

A man in Medinah, Illinois was recently arrested by police after wiping his rear end with a parking ticket and stuffing it into a city payment box. Nice in theory, not reality. Eww. [Daily Herald]

You read that right: A central Georgia couple bought a minivan, couldn't make the payments, and kept the car by making their daughter perform sex acts on the dealer. The worst part? The girl was only 14.

Lee Redmond held a Guinness World Record for the longest fingernails at a combined 30 feet. Fortunately for us, but unfortunately for her, the disgusting claws were broken in a car accident on Tuesday.