Intrepid Pilot Draws Some Sky-Penises Right In The Face Of God

If you're like most people, the first thing you think when confronted with an object is "I wonder if I can draw some penises on that?" One unknown hero of dick-doodling looked up at the sky and thought the same thing. One person dreamed of drawing some penises on the very face of God, and then actually did it. » 3/13/15 11:01am 3/13/15 11:01am

Ryanair Sure Knows How To Handle A Snowdick

The troupe of happy-go-lucky gadabouts who make up Ryanair's ground crew exercised their rights as human beings by drawing a giant snowdick on the powdery tarmac of the runway. Philistines soon complained about the glorious snow-penis, but Ryanair, to their credit, handled Snowdickgate like a champ. » 2/09/15 10:17am 2/09/15 10:17am

Glass Dick Owned By Kid Rock Is Center Of Ex-Juggalo's Harassment Suit

Somewhere in one of Kid Rock's residences, perhaps the large mansion he bought on Detroit's riverfront recently, is a glass dildo given to him as a gift. He's been subpoenaed to hand over that dildo to be used as evidence in a Juggalo-centric sexual harassment lawsuit. » 7/23/14 3:50pm 7/23/14 3:50pm

​The Parking App For Dicks Is Dead In SF

After receiving a cease-and-desist from the San Francisco City Attorney, MonkeyParking – the app enables dicks to sell their public parking spaces in SF – is shutting down its service in the city. » 7/10/14 2:05pm 7/10/14 2:05pm

Use SF's Parking App For Dicks And Face A $300 Fine

Remember MonkeyParking? It's the app that lets you auction your parking space in San Francisco to the highest bidder. We called it a dick move, and the SF City Attorney agrees. They just sent the app's creator a cease-and-desist. » 6/23/14 3:12pm 6/23/14 3:12pm

The World's Biggest Car Collector Is A Dick And Jay Leno Hates Him

The Sultan Of Brunei is often called the "World's Biggest Car Collector," because, namely, he has a lot of cars. But Jay Leno hates him. And you should, too. » 5/06/14 4:03pm 5/06/14 4:03pm

A Few Suggestions for the Next Phase of Ballsack Evolution

Yo, nature! You're crazy, bro. You have to know you're crazy. I mean, you do a great job with a lot of shit—my teeth totally grind up food like a boss; my precision grip is hella virtuosic on the DVR remote; my feet and pelvic angle crush verticality. But seriously, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL WITH BALLS? » 7/10/13 6:15pm 7/10/13 6:15pm