I once met this totally smokin' hot girl, name of Sylvia, at a CIA/Aggie bar in DC. The first time all night I actually had her all to myself.....I farted.
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Only if you're a cheapskate. True ballers will fly the car somewhere else to get a certified mechanic to change the oil, remember?
What is going on? Is there something in the water? Seriously, it seems like we have seen more wrecked exotics in the last few months than I can ever remember.
@SoK: Unfortunately, it isn't. I think that if a supercar is crashed at more than 5mph in a non-rear-end collision, the driver's seat should be propelled upward at no less than 100 miles per hour, crushing the driver's body against the roof and/or launching his corpse through the roof and onto the street.
Seriously. Any running car is going to outpull any human. You will end up a face-down red smear and your stupid little hands will be locked around the bumper, with your snapped off arms flailing around on the bumper.
That's the biggest load of crap I've ever seen. One pissed-off Percheron (that's ONE horsepower, folks) would've pulled that guy's arms out of their sockets.
Since this is an internet video I will comment appropriately:
Fuk that g3rmaN doosh!!1! U can totalle see teh cabelz holdeng teh car bak...
n0ez fuk U... lamborgenes r teh fastset & best cars u can buy, i shuld no becuz i have 3 of them - dont h8
if u really have 3 lamborgeines (nice spelling btw) then u wudnt spend yur time on youtbue - dumass
check out this hot sextape - 1man1jar**
fuk u spammer - & fuk the duesh that saz he haz 3 lambors - first, they are the sukz and mad slow - B, they are only owned by rich guyz wich he isnt and ... tha german announcer was a gay
you guys are all dumb in here, I own a Ferrari and it owns all your asses - check it out at www.ferraripics.345.tv
My name is Diodorsi and I know a SHIT-TON about cars...
Look at the spectators at around 50 seconds! They can't take the awesome whail of the Lambo. They shouldn't even be near a strong man competition. They should be back at their Girl Scout meeting determining whether Sally Sue sold more cookies than Denise and her dad--even though she cheated by having her dad take 30 boxes into work to sell to the secretary and her brood of 18 kids. Fucking Shortbreads.
@wrx-fuckingTyrannosaurusWrx: "Whail" is correct above. Its a potent combination of "wail" and "whale." Its the most badass form of wailing. Cuz its with whales. And stuff.
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Douche's mostly bought Ferrari's and some bought Lamborghini's.
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Exactly, about the same cost as an oil change.
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I. Blame. Obama.
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This friends, is sort of a 'Darwin awards' for car owners.
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Seriously. Any running car is going to outpull any human. You will end up a face-down red smear and your stupid little hands will be locked around the bumper, with your snapped off arms flailing around on the bumper.
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Fuk that g3rmaN doosh!!1! U can totalle see teh cabelz holdeng teh car bak...
n0ez fuk U... lamborgenes r teh fastset & best cars u can buy, i shuld no becuz i have 3 of them - dont h8
if u really have 3 lamborgeines (nice spelling btw) then u wudnt spend yur time on youtbue - dumass
check out this hot sextape - 1man1jar**
fuk u spammer - & fuk the duesh that saz he haz 3 lambors - first, they are the sukz and mad slow - B, they are only owned by rich guyz wich he isnt and ... tha german announcer was a gay
you guys are all dumb in here, I own a Ferrari and it owns all your asses - check it out at www.ferraripics.345.tv
My name is Diodorsi and I know a SHIT-TON about cars...
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I havent even seen it myself, only heard the description...
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