So you're sitting a home on a rainy Sunday, y'know, not doing anything, 'cuz its raining, the Sawx aren't on and there's no point in taking the cherry '32 Ford Deuce out in weather. Suddenly the bumper of a fawking Sebring's giving you a lap dance.

In this vintage footage we see the M34a2 nicknamed the "Eager Beaver" in testing on an "underwater service cruise". Something tells us hitchhiking "mermaids" haven't made an appearance in an Army equipment test since.

Disclaimer: Half of Jalopnik's staff is Jewish, and we shvitzed our pants when we saw this a few years back. Aw, Hank — we love you, too. L'chayim! [Cracked.com]