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    Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
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    Image of Orgasmatron Orgasmatron
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Definitely the Lions. Although this season is obviously the new benchmark in suckage, the ultimate disgrace still has to be Barry Sanders retiring. One of the greatest running backs the game has ever seen and they broke him. Totally killed his passion for the game.


    The Ford family is doing nothing with them, they are a complete embarrassment. I bet Mel Farr doesn't even mention his football career anymore. Just the dude on TV wearing a cape. God, if only Ilitch or Davidson owned them.

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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    12/29/08

    @Orgasmatron: Mel Farr Superstar! (I moved away from Ann Arbor 8 years ago... it still is in my head)
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/30/08

    @philibuster: Other dealers can not beat my low prices, andtheycan'tflyeitherrrrrr!


    I kinda miss that...

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Ohh, there are so many in Sucksville-Central, MI. Between the Corrupt Government, the bad automakers, bad public schools, and worthless Lions, it's just an all-round suck fest, contributing to an ever-perpetuating cycle of suck. Bad Governments lead to bad municipalities and public services, which help to lead to bad schools lead to bad students, which cant get employed because the bad automakers and jobs are scarce.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Was this article about fungus and decay?

    Ooohhh.. Detroit... Same thing.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    I'm not dissing the Motor City, the Arsenal of Democracy, the D, the 3-1-3-, Rock Town, D-Town, the Seat of Wayne County, the Largest City in Michigan, home to John Lee Hooker, Alice Cooper, Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels, the Amboy Dukes, Bob Seger, Commander Cody, Eminem, George Clinton, Patti Smith, Suzi Quatro, Lions, Pistons and Tigers, o my!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/29/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Okay, maybe not Eminem.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/29/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Yeah. I hesitated over that one.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/30/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: No mention of MC5, The Stooges or Motown Records....tsk tsk.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/30/08

    @SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: Jeez, I thought I had Iggy in there! There was so much music outta there, ditto Motown MC5 etc etc. You are correct, sir. Serious omissions.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    How about Kid Rock for sampling "Sweet Home Alabama" in his latest musical abortion? That sucked pretty hard.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/29/08

    @Cognitive_Friction: To be fair, it's not as bad as, say, "Bawitdaba". Even with points deducted for sacrilege.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Hic..the Alcoholics Anonymous... Hey Bob pleaze an other bottle..Bbourbon...hips..
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Hey, yeah, thanks for all the football tie-ins, by the way. Because, you know, I was just thinking, "The thing that this car website is really lacking is more articles about FOOTBALL. And not real football, either, but rather that girly-man version they play in the NFL. Yeah, gimme more of that."


    This post brought to you by the letter "F", and the number "Sarcasm".

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: That explains where all the NFL bullshit came from. At least it's, y'know, over with.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: So are you more a fan of the washed-up 'roid-heads in the CFL, or the Grass-Diving Knee-Clutchers most of the world prefers? :D


    I don't care much for any of the pro stuff, myself.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: I like the underpaid, "I have another job to support my family because I don't get paid that much to play football" guys in the CFL.


    Partly because one of my best friends' apartments overlooks Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton, and we can actually watch games from her balcony.


    Although if I'm honest, I don't REALLY like any of them, I just like the NFL the least.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    I'm not a sports guy and even I know it's gotta be the Lions.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Losing $600 million is worse than 0-16.


    Going to jail is also worse than 0-16.


    But is going to jail or losing $600 million worse than the shame of "we made the Sebring that way on purpose"?


    Certainly not.


    Congratulations Chryslerebus....you're the shit in the Detroit metro's shit sandwich.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    The Associated Ladies of Negotiable Affection local 423.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: coffee, keyboard, etc etc.
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    12/29/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: How many keyboards do you go through in a month anyway?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/29/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: Win.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @joneez is riding his Bandit in the rain: More importantly, why don't I have someone to bring me more coffee, considering how much of it I waste on the keyboard?
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    Image of junkman junkman
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Although I'm in Ohio, I love Detroit and everything it means for car people. As a result, I won't particpate in this QOTD and would ask for a moratorium on all Detroit bashing in 2009. Except maybe for Kwame and Red Ink Rick...
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @junkman: Normally I would agree, but after all the cheapshots at Canada from our editorial staff, I feel obliged to retaliate at Wert's hometown at every opportunity.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    It's gotta be either Kwame or the Lions. Since the Lions aren't trying to convince us that they really won all of those games but the league is fabricating touchdowns to make them look bad, Kwame wins by a nose.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    12/29/08

    In reply to Bonus QOTD: What Detroit-Based Organization Sucked The Hardest This Year?
    Tossup:
    The Kwame Kilpatrick Fan Club
    Chrysler
    OCP
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/29/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Over-current protection?


    Oh, you meant ICP. They're pretty goddamn terrible, too.

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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    12/29/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Omni-Consumer Products ([en.wikipedia.org])
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