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    Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck

    Ford Execs Compare Current Taurus To...Homer Simpson?!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    "Go Fish."
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    I think they are playing for Chrylser this round.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    "Derrick, this isn't what I had in mind when I said it would take magic to make this power train viable"
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    Is there a Ford in your future?
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    It's a little known fact that Fields wagered and lost his mullet against this guy at the last NAIAS.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of nollid51 nollid51
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    "Ok the name of the game is called Sugar Daddy. It's like poker, except if your dealt a bad hand you can yell 'Bailout!' and you'll get a few billion more chips. Any questions?"


    "What do you mean you don't want to play? The GM execs are a lot more fun than you guys..."

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/13/09

    @nollid51: Nice.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    another riveting game of Three 'Tard Monte
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    Now I gotta warn you, the last guys I did this trick for were Ssangyong execs...
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/13/09

    @franzouse: and oldsmobile and plymoth and eagle and amc and pakard and vanderbilt and...
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    fordette was a whore, i mean how else can you explain all of the fords hanging out with the one female ford and something not happening. sure there could be some fordmosexuals. but that could only account for 4 of the 11 fords.


    therefore, fordette is a whore

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    i put one of these cards in my skin folds for 3 weeks, $5.oo to the man who can find it first
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    Card trick magician Bill Malone (left) demonstrates the latest in house construction techniques for US auto executives.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    01/13/09

    @Ash78: Well played.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/13/09

    @Ash78: hahahaha, i'm picturing it now.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    Bill Malone tells Ford executives about Tesla's product plans.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    and for my next trick I'm going to pull the Ford company out of a slump....ummm..............or maybe I'll just pick your card, here choose a card, any card
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    "Anyone here play 52-card bailout before?"
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    01/13/09

    @Jo Schmo, Keeper of the Continuum Transfunctioner: very nice... you made me spill my soda on my keyboard.
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    Image of goatrope goatrope
    01/13/09

    In reply to Caption This: Magician Bill Malone Deals Ford America Prez Mark Fields From The Bottom Of The Deck
    "How is it done? Mull it over, Mr. Fields. Mull it over."
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    Image of the good dr zero the good dr zero
    01/13/09

    @goatrope: Six minutes before a Mark Fields mullet joke? I'm disappointed in my fellow Jalops (but not you goatrope - you've made me proud).
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