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    The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    How about "Enemy of The State?"


    You guys haven't seen it?


    Clearly it is the better pick.


    Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield would be my second choice, if only because NASA does his homework.

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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: But he has clearly never read any Vonnegut.
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    Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. was starred Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.: And another thing you don't know shit about Vonnegut!


    F*ck me?

    F*ck you!

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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Greatest movie you can get for $3 anywhere. That and Easy Money.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.: I love Easy Money too.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    What?! No Independence Day references?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    Swordfish? That had boobies and a weird-ass car in it.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    04/15/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: That would be a TVR. A kick-you-in-the-ass car.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/15/09

    @joshman misses preview:
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    How about Antitrust? A way-too-serious Ryan Phillipe takes on a dot-com billionaire played by always-way-too-serious Tim Robbins as the head of Bizarro Google.


    The douche is very heavy with that one.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Ash78: I can't remember if I saw that or not. I know I've heard of it.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/15/09

    @Ash78: I think it was Bizarro Micr$oft. Tim Robbins character was clearly designed after Gates.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/15/09

    @Syrax: I suppose that's right, it's been a while. Since it was made in 2001, it couldn't have been modeled after Google (yet).


    I also guessed maybe Steve Jobs, since he was so "cultish"

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    The Undersecretary of Defense? Wow, that is an almost as important job as Editor-in-Chief of Jalopnik.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Or Commenter Admin.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    All I remember about that movie was Sandra Bullock in a black bikini. And honestly thats the only part worth remembering. And if you are just going to reference hacker movies all day at least go with the best one ever made.


    Shall we play a game?

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    04/15/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: That and Sneakers
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    Image of M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love
    04/15/09

    @Jo Schmo:
    Joshua: Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?
    David: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/15/09

    @AF_H1VLTG3 is waging war with his own mind: Dammit that would have gone great in the BMW vs Audi post from this morning.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    Seeing movies just ain't my SCENE, baby.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    No, I've got it.


    Ben Hur. Charlton Heston will break into your computer and steal your fucking life.

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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    3.5" floppy disks FTW!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/15/09

    @WilliamG.: What about 5.25" floppy dicks? I mean disks?
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    Image of 78_elky 78_elky
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Net Pwns Die Hard 4 And Hackers
    Will this become an all day thing, like a mega grudge match over the best movie reference? I'd like to throw in Jurassic Park, for no other reason than it has dinosaurs and dinosaurs can fuck shit up.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @78_elky: Dinosaurs did fuck shit up. Now they exist only to serve us and our gas tanks.


    Fucking Brontosaurus. Herbivore bitch.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @78_elky:


    Clearly you never saw "Problem Child."


    He f*cks shit up.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Plus, John Ritter rules as the straight man in that franchise.
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