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    Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    I commend him for speaking his mind. Douche or not, at least someone still believes in Freedom.
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    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    This is from the same guy who claimed he would never stop smoking... he doesn't smoke anymore.
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    This is why I appreciate the man.
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    Image of KVHnik KVHnik
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    Actually, my favorite thing about all this is that I haven't a clue who Denis Leary is.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @KVHnik: You lucky SOB.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    Didn't know self hate was so funny.
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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    Makes me want a Calvin Pissing on Al Gore sticker for the back of my musclecar. I wonder how much it will cost to have one made?
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    03/24/09

    @Jim-Bob: you can't use the Calvin image - unless you pay Watterson licensing fees.


    then you need to pay a graphic designer to make the sticker - unless you know photoshop?


    then you have to pay the Chinese to actually print the sticker. the Chinese make everything Americans buy - it's the American way!


    then, shipping fees. US postage.


    oh and, of course, taxes!


    so you're looking at about $2500?

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    Image of elwood elwood
    03/24/09

    @Unregular: Well, he could always be a true American and just steal the Calvin image without paying licensing fees. Plus, I don't think all those Calvin peeing stickers are licensed anyways. I don't think Watterson is willing to license his characters for that sort of stuff.
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    03/24/09

    @elwood: They're all unlicensed. Watterson hates them.
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    Image of I love me some cleavage I love me some cleavage
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    "Carbon footprint" is a buzzword that the libtards use to make everyone else feel guilty for even exhaling CO2. In response, I am with Dennis. I promise to leave my car idling 24/7 and a fire in the fireplace all year.


    Libtards, you wanted him, now we all got him. Thanks a lot.


    "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen."


    - Obama, May 2008, Campaign speech

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/24/09

    @California Stig: Which is where we all yell "DEFEATIST" and go enable 3/4 of the world to do the same.


    Electric, diesel, hydrogen? Good deal.


    More usage of renewable energy and the couple centuries' worth of coal we have left (while we work out the logistics)? Sure.


    Higher-yielding crop varieties? Definitely.


    The possibilities are endless.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @California Stig: Use of epithets like "libtard" do demean people you don't agree with is kind of third grade, isn't it?
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    03/24/09

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    Image of KVHnik KVHnik
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    He delights in capitalism and thinks we should "save the auto industry"?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @KVHnik: He's a professional asshole, not a genius-for-hire. Do you really expect his positions not to be mutually exclusive?
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    03/24/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Dude, where do I sign up to be a "professional asshole"?


    I am so calling back my old guidance counselor. That bitch cheated me! You have shown me my true calling.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @Landau_Calrissian is a Plastic Paddy:

    1) Get an agent.


    2) Talk to Denis for tips on pissing people off.


    3) Do just the opposite of what he tells you, because you know he's not going to tell you the truth, he has a reputation as an asshole to live up to.

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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    What an arrogant prick.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    I love contrarianism, but I hate attention whoring and douchebaggery. It's a fine line to walk. This is a little too much in the latter camp.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    There's enough assholes in the world who are powerless to change themselves. Someone who is intentionally an asshole because he enjoys pissing people off will be beaten to death with a tire iron eventually.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    Someone is recycling his themes again...."You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible. Hot pink! With whale-skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights! Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 MPH, getting one mile per gallon, suckin' down Quarter-Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam container and when I'm done suckin' down those grease-ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs. That's why! Two words! Nuclear fuckin' weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake and walk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lickin' difference cause we got the bombs, okay?" - Denis Leary, No Cure For Cancer 1992
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/24/09

    @Scroggzilla: dammit! beat me to it
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    Image of tekamul tekamul
    03/24/09

    @Scroggzilla: He recycles to offset his carbon footprint. If he had to think of new material, it would take a lot of thought, and paper, and ink, and takeout food and cigarettes.


    Thankfully, he hasn't employed new material since the mid 90s

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    03/24/09

    @tekamul: By Denis's logic, he'll have to kick his own pansy-assed, enviromentally friendly sense of humor in the nuts. Now THAT would be funny.
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    Image of Drujon Drujon
    03/24/09

    @Scroggzilla: There was no convertible Eldorado in 1967. This is a car-centric Web site after all.
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    03/24/09

    @Drujon: Ok, that's it then. I move to ban Mr. Leary from Jalopnik for hypocritically reducing his carbon footprint by recycling his old jokes and his failure to correctly blovate in regard to Cadillac's 1967 product line up.


    Any seconds?

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @Drujon: He's quoting Denis. Denis probably knows that there wasn't a '67 Eldo convertible, and says it on purpose to irritate people who also know.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    Want a huge carbon footprint?

    Use Carbon!


    Have a special engine made, 2-stroke Diesel engine that runs on crushed coal.

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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    03/24/09

    In reply to Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible
    And don't put Pancake syrup in his Coffee, Either!
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