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    Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry

    "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition

    Mythbusters Use Rocket Sled To Obliterate Ford Aspire

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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/12/09

    In reply to Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry
    The 60's footage brings tears to my eyes.

    I spy a '58 Oldsmobile coupe.

    /curls up into a ball in the corner #cashforclunkers
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/12/09

    In reply to Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry
    I'm waiting for the commercial that riffs on the old littering commercials. A hillbilly wandering through a deserted demo arena... walking down the street as an endless parade of new cars, stickers still in the windows roll past... Then a hauler loaded with old cars goes past, he turns to the camera, we see a single tear roll down his face. Then he takes a big drink out of his mason jar of hooch, and we get the 1-800 number for the National Demolition Recovery & Support System, or some such. #cashforclunkers
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    AmishJohn was starred AmishJohn was unstarred
    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    11/12/09

    In reply to Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry
    $2 billion in drop in clutches? Yeah, just wait until those DSG buyers start having problems. #cashforclunkers
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    Brimful of Ash on the 78 was starred Brimful of Ash on the 78 was unstarred
    Image of finite_elephant finite_elephant
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    Am I the only one who can't read "try not to die" without hearing Brock Samson in my head? It's as insidious as reading "Good news, everyone!"
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    finite_elephant was starred finite_elephant was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/17/09

    @finite_elephant: Just combine them. "Good news, everyone. We're going to try not to die."
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    It won't be long before "The Running Man" becomes reality- except I have a feeling the contestants will be volunteers.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/17/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: No, this is more like "Monday Night Rehabilitation."
     Reply
    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of InfinitisEnd InfinitisEnd
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    Here's how it's done,

    %3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2F5292709%2Fsebastian-loeb-barrel-rolls-citroen-c4&feature=player_embedded
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    InfinitisEnd was starred InfinitisEnd was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/17/09

    @InfinitisEnd: Latvala wins it for this year for most horrific crash.

    _embedded

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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/17/09

    @Dr.Danger drives a Chevrolet movie theater: Holy Shite! Did he survive that?
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/17/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Yes he did. It is common for people to fly off the road in the WRC season. Usually they are fine, unless they hit a tree.

    "It was all my fault. I had the corner marked with a double caution, but the night before, I changed it. I have realised you should never change your notes after the recce.

    I realised we were going to crash, so I tried to use the Armco to slow the car. But it rolled over it and then it rolled and rolled. I can remember the crashing and the roll cage coming in. I thought: 'We cannot survive this, it's just not stopping.'

    When it did stop, I looked to my co-driver Miikka (Anttila) and his eyes were red and full of blood because we had been upside down so many times. After I checked we were okay, I said: 'Maybe this was our last rally.'

    I thought I was going to die. It was my biggest accident ever. I have to thank the team and the FIA for saving my life and building such a strong car.

    Now I need to drive again. I need to move on.
     Reply
    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    "Hey Bobby, watch this..."
     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    06/17/09

    @Miscellanea, 1-800-CASH-4-JALOPNIK-GOLD: Shit! That's what I get for not reading the title. Carry on, nothing to see here.
     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    Proof that rednecks can be found anywhere.
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/17/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Michigan rednecks are some of the scariest people out there. The official Michigan uniform is fatigues, a flannel shirt and a firearm. Deliverance has nothing on these guys.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    So, any given day in Michigan. I'd have assumed this was I75 if I wasn't told otherwise.
     Reply
    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Hey Guys, Watch This!": Flat Rock Roll Over Competition
    Classic Michigan "Hold my beer" action...
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/13/09

    In reply to Mythbusters Use Rocket Sled To Obliterate Ford Aspire
    That's cold, man.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/13/09

    In reply to Mythbusters Use Rocket Sled To Obliterate Ford Aspire
    Now it's a Ford Expire.


    /sorry

     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/13/09

    In reply to Mythbusters Use Rocket Sled To Obliterate Ford Aspire
    I bet there would be a lot less complaints if this was how the federal car buyback program was to work: Hand over your car, get a big check, watch from the bunker as it's reduced to corn flake sized chips.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/13/09

    In reply to Mythbusters Use Rocket Sled To Obliterate Ford Aspire
    I was just linked to this on YouTube, and was gonna show it off in the CSRSL. Well, never mind then! Nice. Suddenly, the little Kia just... goes away.
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/13/09

    In reply to Mythbusters Use Rocket Sled To Obliterate Ford Aspire
    These guys have more fun than law should allow. Except there should never, ever be a law passed preventing them from having this much fun.
     Reply
    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
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