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    Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race

    Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide

    Buy The 1990 Porsche 911 From Death Race For $28,000

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh

    Splotila naveki velikaya GM'!

    Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov

    Yediny, moguchy Jalopniksky Soyuz!


    Slavsya, Shevrolet nashe svobodnoye,

    Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!

    Partiya V(W)ertina - sila narodnaya

    Nas k torzhestvu Jalopniksky vedyot!

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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is surprised by Jalopnik's yellow fever o...: Ah. I missed the Wert part. I love it.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    Matt, how much did the studio that was hawking this crap pay Gawker last year? It was non stop Death Race promotion on the old Jalop for a few weeks. I know you weren't alone, as even Matt on Garage 419 did a 15 second commercial on that show. But it was crap, always was crap, always will be crap. It's crap that the crap thinks is crap.


    Moving on, this is the same direction that the Transformer franchise is going, as well as the "X" men franchise, the Star Trek Franchise, and the Terminator Franchise.... the more they make, the crappier they become.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    WOW, this vid just made my day.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    Everything's better when you stop trying to be so serious.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    I laughed for the first 30 seconds and then got bored cuz I've actually seen the movie and it was relatively exciting but...well, ok, I loved it and this clip doesn't do it justice!
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    04/13/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: I am so with you man. This movie was excellent.


    I think it was also recently mentioned that the leaders of the Jalopresidium NEVER SAW Death Race!!!


    Like the origins of the Solidarity movement or Glasnost, and similar to the fate of the H.M.S. Bounty, there be dissension among the Jaloptariat...

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/13/09

    @ThreeLitre: haha, that movie was so outrageously stupid. It kicked so much ass.


    The ending scene was the best. Where they blew up the warden and the douche head guard? Classic.


    Every scene with Jason Statham's abs rocked too. He's got like a 47 pack. Mmmmm.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    Hey, that's the guy from Lock, Stock!


    /hasn't seen him in anything since 1999
    //still a terrific flick

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/13/09

    @Ash78: You never saw the new Italian Job? Oh man, Charlize Theron is teh hawt.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: Mmmm... Charlize Theron

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/13/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: The remake one? Where they race Mini Coopers through Venice? I didn't realize Statham was in that.


    For Theron, NOTHING beats Two Days in the Valley. Nothing. And a pretty good film, too.

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    Image of Iron-Balls Minardi Iron-Balls Minardi
    04/13/09

    @Ash78: The first Transporter is excellent. Second one not bad. Haven't seen third one yet.


    And yeah, the Hatcher/Theron Valley catfight is the shit. Awesome movie.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    @Iron-Balls McGinty: The third one isn't bad. There isn't that much of a plot, just lots of car chases and overall violence.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    04/13/09

    @Ash78: LOVE THAT MOVIE!


    @Iron-Balls McGinty: I found the second one ruined by the over the top jumps.

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    04/13/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Two days in the valleys is one of my favorites.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/13/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Most stared at comment of the day!
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    Image of Lost in the age of Aerostar Lost in the age of Aerostar
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    Here at work I can't see the video.... but I'm gonna put my vote in for Super Mario Kart on the SNES as the best of the Mario Kart games!


    ... and back then, Matt, we didn't have blue shells! you were lucky enough to get a red one!

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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    04/13/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Gamecube Double Dash is the best. I find the Wii version to be underwhelming.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/13/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Back then I had blue balls a lot, and red balls were cause to go to the doctor.


    Oh, shells...not balls. Sorry.

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    04/13/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: +1 on the Game Cube. My old N64 Mario Cart was incredibly fun too.
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    Image of Lost in the age of Aerostar Lost in the age of Aerostar
    04/13/09

    @Baron Schm Von Shamwoüzen: Didn't like N64 as much as SNES, but if it's that fun for game cube, I may have to do some ebaying tonight!


    Matt, agreed... not very exciting on the Wii, though I do hurt myself with Wii bowling about every other weekend.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/13/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Agreed on SNES. After they started adding up-down terrain and gimmicky weapons, it sort of lost that addictive purity.


    IIRC, N64 was fairly good, too.

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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Matt Hardigree: Naw, Double Dash is pretty good, but 64 is it.
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    Image of Clashtastic misses Jalopnik 1.0 Clashtastic misses Jalopnik 1.0
    04/13/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy:

    1) N64

    2) SNES (but hey I'm a product of the 90s....sooo that explains it)

    3) I actually find the wii version fun...but I've never played game cube...
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @clashtastic: I agree with this completely.


    I only played the Wii version once, but it seemed better than Double Dash. I don't know either enough to compare them, though.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    As I see it ,Jason Statham is Mario's bald and sexually repressed cousin
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/13/09

    In reply to Death Race Plus Mario Kart Better Than Death Race
    Jason Statham is so dreamy! I would totally turn in my straight card for him.


    Was I supposed to get something else out of this? Oh, the Mario Kart music. Amusing. Maybe one of these days I can have enough free time to do something like this.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: Maybe a Jalopnik Mario Kart/Death

    Race?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    I'm not so sure about visibility, but I can't think of anything else wrong with this car.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    Bitchin 'Camaro! Bitchin 'Camaro!

    Donuts на газон!

    Bitchin 'Camaro! Bitchin 'Camaro!

    Тони Орландо и рассвет!
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    The bicycle helmet on the tool box looks like it belongs to John Fenneway, Segway mounted Mall Cop.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    In Soviet Russia...this is awesome.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    04/13/09

    @bzr is shocked that Chrylser is still alive, there must be ...: Heart click for that.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    @bzr is shocked that Chrylser is still alive, there must be ...: I've never seen that joke implemented better.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    Mad Maxovich?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/13/09

    In reply to Russian Death Race Camaro: Vodka, Mullets, Bullets Collide
    Союз нерушимый республик свободных

    Сплотила навеки Великая ГМ!

    Да здравствует созданный волей народов

    Единый, могучий Јалопникский Союз!


    Славься, Шевролет наше свободное,

    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!

    Партия Вуерина - сила народная

    Нас к торжеству Јалопникский ведёт!

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: DAMN YOU COLLAPSING COMMENT!!! NOW YOU THINK RUSSIAN ISN'T A LANGUAGE?!
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: Очень впечатляет
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: You will lead glorious revolution in commentink! Is very good, no?


    @Turbolence88: Then I should have had COTD the four or five times I posted ol' Soyuz too? I'd be cool with that.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/13/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Copying and pasting Cyrillic letters one by one is a bitch.
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: One by one?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/13/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Just the words that I swapped out. Like some random nonsensical reference to a far-our radical notion called "communism" and some fellow named "Lenin". Never heard of him.
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: Oh, shit, I didn't realise that wasn't just the anthem. Now I feel like an ass.
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    A strolling player got drunk and was starred A strolling player got drunk and was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/13/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: The question is, can anyone be actually bothered to try to find out what words I swapped in?
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: I think you read my mind... I've found GM and a couple Jalopnikskiys so far.
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    A strolling player got drunk and was starred A strolling player got drunk and was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: I think I saw Chevrolet. I'm not sure.
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    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    04/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: Google Translate FTW.
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/13/09

    @Peugeots--Now with less Fiat: Cheating!
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