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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Probably not the greatest driver, just the greatest at getting the most points to win.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    I don't look at it as the best driver ever. Not with the new points system and "playoff" setup.

    Still a great wheelman.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Do accomplish that 4 years in a row. Wow. He must drive circles around the competition.
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    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    If he makes out with his trophies, won't his kollection of Kobalt Tools get jealous?
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    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Don't worry, they're very tough.
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    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    I like NASCAR, and I congratulate Jimmie Johnson!

    I don't think he's the greatest driver ever, but he's definitely in the top 10. I do think he is the handsomest and has the cutest butt.
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    Image of Wunno Sev Wunno Sev
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: What about J-Go?
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment Wunno Sev was starred Wunno Sev was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    @Wunno Sev:
    Great driver? Yes
    Handsome? No
    Cute butt? No
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: I thought you would've perferred Carl Edwards taut muscular number.
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of Wunno Sev Wunno Sev
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: To be perfectly honest with you, I don't even remember what he looks like. I just wanted to say J-Go.

    #tips
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    Wunno Sev was starred Wunno Sev was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: Carl Edwards is my absolute, without a doubt, favorite driver, followed by Matt Kenseth and the other Roushketeers. But! As far as handsome goes, JJ is easiest on the eyes.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @skaycog was here: I wish Paris Hilton drove nascar.
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    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/23/09

    @mr_dude: What a horrifying thought! *shudder*
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/23/09

    @mr_dude: She'd never be able to be strapped in cause you'd get the belts tight and she'd still fall out.

    @skaycog: Now I know.
     Reply
    mr_dude promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: And exiting vehicles is one of her many claims to fame.

    #tips
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    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/23/09

    @mr_dude: Do they make crotchless fire suits?
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    PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    A lot of people mention Dick Trickle as having the greatest name in NASCAR history--and it's a fine one--but I still submit that having a penile euphemism for both your first AND your last name is pretty much the ultimate.
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/23/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78: Woody Wood Pecker agrees
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    Brimful of Ash on the 78 promoted this comment oddfish was starred oddfish was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    @oddfish: He's an instigator!

    (not to be confused with Intimidator)
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Yeah, but how much hooch did he spill in the process?
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    In reply to Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship
    Whatever.

    He's doing a crap job coaching the Dallas Cowboys....

    /shows how much I care about each activity
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
    Seriously? I thought Camaros could all transform and fly? #nascar
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of jbh11126 jbh11126
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
    I'll tell ya I think of that camaro pace car..

    ....shoulda done one of these moves with it....sans astronaut of course. #nascar
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    bzr promoted this comment jbh11126 was starred jbh11126 was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    11/09/09

    @jbh11126: Blue-haired guy is officially my hero.

    "TOOODAY, we are going to drop a CAAAR, FROM A HELLEECOPTAH!!!!" #nascar
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    bzr was starred bzr was unstarred
    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
    thats pretty awesome.. nice to see a real live astronaut got to drive the car...

    I do not believe any grown man or women grow out of their childhood dream to be an astronaut.

    my other childhood dream was to be a Firefighter.. I did that.. but that is way more attainable.. ha #nascar
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    Novaload promoted this comment stevecmh was starred stevecmh was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/09/09

    @stevecmh: "way more attainable..." Not for us lazy, unheroic jerks. Don't sell yourself short. #nascar
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    11/09/09

    @Novaload: Ha.. well the training is much less than astronaut #nascar
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    stevecmh was starred stevecmh was unstarred
    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    11/09/09

    @Novaload: Seriously. I was a paratrooper, and I doubt that my training was less arduous. You guys are freakin' heroes. Saving lives on a daily basis is a good thing. You have my respect and thanks. #nascar
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    Novaload promoted this comment CptSevere was starred CptSevere was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
    The only way it would have been cooler is if the chopper landed and then transformedinto the Camaro. #nascar
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of phatnackySS phatnackySS
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
    If ...NAY ..When i become rich , that will be my preferred method of arrival wareever i go #nascar
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    Novaload promoted this comment phatnackySS was starred phatnackySS was unstarred
    Image of Buickboy92 Buickboy92
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
    God, I love America! This would blow my mind if it was on the Fourth of July and fireworks were going off in the distance and the star spangled banner was playing. #nascar
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    Novaload promoted this comment Buickboy92 was starred Buickboy92 was unstarred
    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/09/09

    In reply to Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter

    My first thought was that they should have used Airwolf. #nascar
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    Novaload promoted this comment Edited by Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) at 11/09/09 11:35 AM Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/09/09


    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): But then, out of the dark recesses of my mind where I store obscure references to TV shows form my childhood, I recalled an even more awesome means of vertical-take-off air transport. Behold, the Screaming Mimi of TV's "Riptide" fame... [www.rotaryaction.com] #nascar
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    Novaload promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/09/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): So it shoots out rainbows for exhaust? #nascar
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/09/09


    @Novaload: I know, right? Is there anything Ernest Borgnine can't do? #nascar
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