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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/08/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Nothing unrecoverable in that damage. Even I could maybe fix some of it. A few nails here, a couple of minutes with the wood rasp there, and Bob's your uncle - or Tiger's your baby daddy - and you're back in the saddle.

    So to speak.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Wow. I guess it will buff right out.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Does this mean that when you get rid of a Buick, you really want to get it on with random white chicks?

    No wonder old married couples are so happy in Roadmasters.
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Should we be surprised that GM is cashing in on Tiger's celeb status?

    I'm surprised GM actually found a way to make money on something!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/07/09

    @LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Yeah, GM is opening a Lingerie store with all the stray panties they find under the seat.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: LOL 1 heart for you m'lady :)

    ...And using the left over lube in the bottles for axle grease.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    12/08/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Lol !
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    So, would it be of more value to anyone other than a strip club? I'm envisioning a custom decal advertising the club, filling the truck with strippers, and going to every PGA event in driving distance.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Oh, the huge manatee!

    I would humbly recommend that Tiger's next car be on that's smaller and more maneuverable, perhaps even able to get out its own way. You don't want to shank one off into the rough and just be a passenger along for the ride.

    And I would also recommend bullet proof glass.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Methinks that N.O.W. should buy it, paint in pink, and drive around promoting Domestic Violence, because its definitely NOT a problem right?
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    12/07/09

    What a great idea except for the promoting part. They should be raising awareness of domestic violence and teaching that it is wrong.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Mulligan!
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I had to...
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: How come you can't expand images anymore?

    For those who can't read that, it says: "Drove straight into a tree? Got caught with a bad lie? Call for a do over."
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Meh. The anger will buff right out.
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    Image of Brian Brian
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    You'd think Phil Mickelson would pay more for it as is. You know, for the mirth.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/07/09

    @Brian: you said mirth
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    Image of Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!
    12/07/09

    @Brian: Good god man! Don't ever use Phil Mickelson and any allusion to laughter in the same sentence, the images it paints... the bitch tits... the jiggling... the horror!
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    Brian promoted this comment Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was starred Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car! was unstarred
    Image of Brian Brian
    12/07/09

    @Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!: Oh jeez, you're right. I clearly did not consider the ramifications of my comment.
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    Image of SagarikaLumos SagarikaLumos
    12/07/09

    @Brian: Speaking of bitch tits, John Daly looked at that and said, "I've driven worse lately. I don't know what's the big deal."
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    12/07/09

    In reply to The Worst Car-Related Tiger Woods Jokes On The Internet
    Even in this situation, I'd still rather be Tiger Woods.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/07/09

    In reply to The Worst Car-Related Tiger Woods Jokes On The Internet
    Ugh. Some of these don't even pass the Jim Breuer laugh test.
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    Image of Brian Brian
    12/03/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    After running this through our collision estimating software (I work for a software company in the space), this appears to be $5,070.66 worth of damage. Obviously without inspecting the vehicle in person, I could be off by a bit but I think this is pretty close. My assumptions was that this is a 2008 Escalade ESV Platinum in Black Mica.

    Tiger, just a word of advice: You can rent 5 top shelf hookers for the cost of this damage. They specialize in discretion; it's sort of their stock in trade, if you know what I mean. I strongly suggest that your consider this next time you're needing a little "strange."
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    Edited by Brian at 12/03/09 4:06 PM Brian was starred Brian was unstarred
    Image of Brian Brian
    12/03/09

    @Brian: Ok, I was way off. My labor rates were set to zero and I didn't account for front suspension, core support or replacing the front rim/tire.

    Revised bid: $9,900 (or 10 top-shelf hookers)
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    12/03/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    I guess the physics book didn't state "For every hot mistress there is an equally pissed off spousal reaction."
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/03/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    I think he was reading that book when he crashed. Explains the crash and also the book ricocheted around breaking the windows.

    I am sure the probability theory might explain the odds that a textbook on physics could bounce around a Cadillac interior and break two windows on opposite sides of the car leaving the glass inside.

    I wonder if the book said "Oh no not again."

    Scientists will be studying this for years.
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    12/03/09

    @FrankGrimes: I bet next time Tiger just stays home and watches "Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land."

    That seems safer.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/03/09

    @oddfish: I am checking youtube for this "Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land"
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/03/09

    @FrankGrimes: Schrodinger's Cat strikes again.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/03/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Or Toonces.
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