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    Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS

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    Image of englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    It's ok, this is almost good news. A rubbish footballer for a rubbish football club crashes a nice car so a nice person somewhere has a nice engine for transplanting purposes.

    Another miata v12? Is that karma redressing the balance in our favour?
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    c0de promoted this comment englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat was starred englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat was unstarred
    Image of LionZoo LionZoo
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    How is this even news? It seems like almost every week some footballer (the real kind) smashes or does something atrocious to a car. At least that car went out in a blaze of glory. Much better than Bendter's teammate William Gallas' chrome-mobile: [www.dailymail.co.uk]

    Speaking of Arsenal footballers, Bendter's fellow striker/winger Theo Walcott owned the SL Black Series that was tested on Top Gear. That must be quite some parking lot. As an Arsenal fan, I'm just glad Bendter is okay. Now stop driving and start scoring some goals!
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    c0de promoted this comment Edited by LionZoo at 09/29/09 11:10 AM LionZoo was starred LionZoo was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    09/29/09

    @LionZoo:
    One Arsene Wenger -
    There's only one Arsene Wenger,
    With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
    Wenger is a fackin' pedophile.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/29/09

    @LionZoo: Ah, a fellow Gunner fan! They need to hold on to the ball longer than 2 seconds if they are going to score more goals. The last two matches they got lucky.

    @c0de: It's easy being a Man United fan.
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    Image of LionZoo LionZoo
    09/29/09

    @c0de: I do believe the rules of engagement are if you're going to initiate a singing contest regarding football, you have to reveal your team allegiance. Regardless, I'm going to respond to that blindly since I like this one:

    One man went to bed, CUNT! went to bed with Ashley, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley.
    Two men went to bed, CUNT! went to bed with Ashley, two men, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley.
    Three men went to bed, CUNT! went to bed with Ashley, three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley...

    And on and on until you get to ten.
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    09/29/09

    @engineerd: I'm excited about the match with Olympiacos today, will probably be watching from my office. Today's starting lineup could be mouth watering with a midfield of Song, Rosicky, and Fabregas with Arshavin, Eduardo, and Van Persie up top.

    And I'm sure they all have nice sports cars...
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    Edited by LionZoo at 09/29/09 11:39 AM LionZoo was starred LionZoo was unstarred
    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/29/09

    @engineerd: Especially since they are first yet again. My brother had to remind me that Chelsea lost and that Man U won all weekend.
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    engineerd promoted this comment Edited by uncleben at 09/29/09 12:05 PM uncleben was starred uncleben was unstarred
    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/29/09

    @uncleben: I honestly do not think Arsenal is going anywhere with their current lineup. I'm not just saying this cause i'm a Chelsea fan. Bendter is no Adebayor and once Fabergas goes to another team i.e Barca, they won't be much of a threat. Then Everton or Villa will that Arenal's place as the part of the 4. IMO
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/29/09

    @uncleben: Exactly. It's like being a Yankee's fan. There's no test of loyalty.

    @LionZoo: I saw the lineup for today and am excited, too. With Walcott, Bendtner, and Denilson out I was a little concerned, but they are surprisingly deep now. As long as they can stay healthy and get Walcott and Bendtner back soon, they can make a run at finishing in the top 5.
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    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/29/09

    @engineerd: It's funny you should say that. He is a Yankees fan.
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    Image of LionZoo LionZoo
    09/29/09

    @engineerd: Screw a shot at the top 5, I believe this team can win the league (as long as the back four is healthy and the keeping holds up). I really believe the current Arsenal team is criminally underrated. Fabregas and Arshavin are two of the best in the world at their positions, they're just going through slumps at the moment. Sagna could just be the best right back in the league and the Gallas - Vermaelen partnership in the center has worked out better than my wildest dreams. We have a great compliment of strikers and to boot several of our players, including Samir Nasri who I rate highly, are still injured. This Arsenal team without injuries is actually pretty deep.

    Oh and Adebayor might be a great striker, but his attitude stinks and if he were still at Arsenal he'd just be sulking his way around the pitch. Good riddance to a true cunt.
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    c0de promoted this comment LionZoo was starred LionZoo was unstarred
    Image of LionZoo LionZoo
    09/29/09

    @uncleben: The same Everton that we beat 6-1?
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    Image of c0de c0de
    09/29/09

    @LionZoo: (i thought you'd know from my chant, he's a clarification)
    if ever they're playing in your town
    you must get to that football ground
    take a lesson come and see
    football taught by Matt Busby
    Manchester, Manchester United
    a bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
    they deserve to be knighted
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/29/09

    @LionZoo: Fabregas and Arshavin undoubtedly are two the best players on the field today. I forgot about Nasri. Arsenal's biggest problem has been and continues to be injuries. They all seem to happen during interlulls, too.

    Adebayor is an excellent player, when he wants to be. He's extremely selfish, though, and doesn't realize he's part of a team that counts on him. I say good riddance, too.
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    Image of LionZoo LionZoo
    09/29/09

    @c0de: I'm sorry, I tune out the Wenger is a pedophile chants because it's kind of disrespectful and since I'm not in England I hear that from fans of a bunch of other teams so it's hard to tell just from that song. I don't like mentioning sore points of other teams which is why I refrain from disgraceful songs like those about Munich or Hillsborough. Also, I have to say I respect some managers even though I don't like them and Ferguson and Mourinho are two of those in that category.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    Sports Star Smashes Sexy Sportscar. Jalopnik Jokes. engineerd Exhales Expletive.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    !!!URGENT MEMO!!!
    To: Everyone
    From: Jalopnik
    Re: Crash Week

    It's over.
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    Image of c0de c0de
    09/29/09

    @TimTim: hearty click for that !
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    09/29/09

    @TimTim: I wish.
     Reply
    c0de promoted this comment Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    Bend it like Bendtner?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    That must have been one hell of a ride.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    You give a guy a title like "striker" and expect him not to drive into something?
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    Image of Volvo4life Volvo4life
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    [Insert TG Cool Wall footballer joke here]
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    There looks to be a chance that the sonorous V12 was uninjured. Hopefully, it can find a worthy new home.
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    This guy is the same age as me and just destroyed my dream car. I havn't even managed to sit in one yet (though I did get to sit in a DB9). FML
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    Syrax promoted this comment Edited by Bullitt417 at 09/29/09 10:48 AM Bullitt417 was starred Bullitt417 was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/29/09

    @Bullitt417: That's what you get for not liking soccer.
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    Image of Str8stroke Str8stroke
    09/29/09

    In reply to Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
    at least it didnt catch fire!
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    Image of uncleben uncleben
    09/29/09

    @Str8stroke: The German and Italian supercars are the ones that catch fire. Not the British.
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    c0de promoted this comment uncleben was starred uncleben was unstarred
    Image of SwapMeat SwapMeat
    09/29/09

    @uncleben: Life saving Lucas electrics automatically short out 20yards before impact.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/13/09

    In reply to Aston Martin DBS Volante: Perfect Summer Grand Tourer?
    I like the edges melding with the base car's curves, so I don't find too much to complain about. And I hope its rareified buyers will appreciate it appropriately.



    Me, I'd be too worried about scratching it to really use it properly. And it's more car than anyone actually needs.



    I hope there's a good long line for it, so the factory can keep the lights on and the dealers have some newly satisfied customers to look after.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/13/09

    In reply to Aston Martin DBS Volante: Perfect Summer Grand Tourer?
    Rather have the Maserati


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    Edited by layabout at 07/13/09 2:59 PM layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07/13/09

    @layabout returns: I was saying something similar a few days ago...
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    Image of TetrisMaster TetrisMaster
    07/13/09

    In reply to Aston Martin DBS Volante: Perfect Summer Grand Tourer?
    It may be a bit too rich for my blood, but it is "teh seks". Look at that interior! Imagine how it's like to be one of those cows...



    I could just wait for a chinese knock-off, but...
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/13/09

    @TetrisMaster - The Jalopwhore: Ten year old Jag XK8, and then find someone with bad eyes and borrow their glasses (adversely, if you've got bad eyes, take the glasses off).
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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/13/09

    In reply to Aston Martin DBS Volante: Perfect Summer Grand Tourer?
    I'm ready for the backlash,but to me that looks tacky for an Aston,the wheels & bodykit look a bit pikey. A footballers dream!
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    07/13/09

    @layabout returns: Can we get an english->american translation on this one?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/13/09

    @layabout returns: I reluctantly have to agree. I would rather have the DB9, it has a better classic style then the DBS.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/13/09

    @layabout returns: Don't worry, I feel the same. The splitters and other "sporty" bits just look like it's trying a bit hard, like James Bond in a track suit.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/13/09

    @mr_dude: He said Periwinkle, its for his ma
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    Edited by Dr. H. F. Danger at 07/13/09 3:35 PM Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    07/13/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: Just the job for towing her caravan
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    07/13/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: Indeed, though I didn't see any riced pikey cars in that movie.
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    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    07/13/09

    @mr_dude: You missed the directors cut
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