Plenty of people weave in an out of traffic like assholes. Some make it, some don't. Worst case scenario, a whole bunch of cars biff it because one person took a huge risk.

When faced with an impending head on collision with a huge runaway truck, there are only a few options. One of the more ineffective options would be soiling one's pants.

The cultural war between those who want to bike on public roads and those who think public roads are for cars only rages on. But a victor has emerged from one particular battle: a cyclist who was knocked over by a motorist one day.

We're prepared to crown the driver of this VIP/hellaflush/slammed Lexus "King of the Asshats." Not only does the Royal Highness spin out after cutting off two drivers to make a triple-lane pass on the right, he careens into an innocent truck, flipping the poor thing over.

Yet again, the former Soviet East has produced the luckiest driver in the world. You won't believe he walks away unscathed from this crash.

You never know when someone might randomly pull a pistol out of his man bag and start shooting at someone who's pissed them off. But in Mother Russia, you can be reasonably certain that someone nearby will have a video camera handy.

It's hard to say who's the bigger dick in this clip: the Lada driver that blocks an Audi A7 from switching lanes, or the Audi driver who tries to beat up Mr. Lada.

The roads of Russia appear to be a total anarchist state. Lanes are a suggestion. Safe following distances are non-existent.

Here we see an ATV rider pull a wheelie, only to have his ATV escape from under him. Watch as the rider has to chase down his own ATV in traffic.

Here we see a car spin on the highway and miss hitting three vehicles, one of which is a semi truck. That's what we call lucky.

Here we see one student driver crash into another student driver, then hit a pole and rollover. Let's analyze this festival of failure.

Motorcycle crashes usually look pretty gnarly. This guy hits a car, rolls over the hood Starsky & Hutch style, and lands on his feet with minor injuries.

The former Soviet states are a wild place. That much we know for sure. So if you see a dash cam video posted on YouTube with Cyrillic characters somewhere in the description, you can be reasonably certain that something crazy is going to happen in it.

This video from reddit is the most insane crash I've ever seen. The driver of one truck was utterly bulldozed by a huge semi and just popped out the windshield of his truck, completely unscathed. Is he just lucky, or is he part cat?

Here's a free tip: If you see a large chunk of metal in the road, you should do whatever you can to avoid hitting it. It could do huge damage to the underside of your car.

Jogging in the city requires a certain level of attentiveness. For instance, don't run on streetcar tracks with your iPod on, lest you get rammed in the butt like this guy.

As we watched this tuned Mazda RX-8 lift-off-oversteer into a forest we couldn't help but think to ourselves "damn, that GoPro is strong."

When one sport bike rider doesn't see a trailer in front of him in the road, the ensuing crash is unbelievably destructive. Watch the video and you won't believe he got away with just a broken arm and a broken leg.

Jalopnik Top Tip: If you are having trouble parking and your friend gets out to help you, do not then hit a car, knock your friend over, crash into another car and then drive away, which is exactly what these two ladies do.

This Russian tanker carrying 18 tons of fuel shows it's really not that hard. The 12-wheeler takes a roundabout slightly too fast, and everything comes tumbling down.