We're prepared to crown the driver of this VIP/hellaflush/slammed Lexus "King of the Asshats." Not only does the Royal Highness spin out after cutting off two drivers to make a triple-lane pass on the right, he careens into an innocent truck, flipping the poor thing over.
You never know when someone might randomly pull a pistol out of his man bag and start shooting at someone who's pissed them off. But in Mother Russia, you can be reasonably certain that someone nearby will have a video camera handy.
The former Soviet states are a wild place. That much we know for sure. So if you see a dash cam video posted on YouTube with Cyrillic characters somewhere in the description, you can be reasonably certain that something crazy is going to happen in it.
This video from reddit is the most insane crash I've ever seen. The driver of one truck was utterly bulldozed by a huge semi and just popped out the windshield of his truck, completely unscathed. Is he just lucky, or is he part cat?
When one sport bike rider doesn't see a trailer in front of him in the road, the ensuing crash is unbelievably destructive. Watch the video and you won't believe he got away with just a broken arm and a broken leg.
Jalopnik Top Tip: If you are having trouble parking and your friend gets out to help you, do not then hit a car, knock your friend over, crash into another car and then drive away, which is exactly what these two ladies do.