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    Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    I was just thinking they must use stuff like this on Al-Jazeera to document western decadence, and Wahabi Jihad. Pathos...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    Long ago in a galaxy far, far away--no, wait. It wasn't a galaxy. It was an Atom.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/19/09

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Galaxie?
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    "If only it had Sync so I could plug in the helmet."
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    At last we have a vehicle to match the AMC Rebel.


    I have you now.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    Next stop.....plaid!
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    Wait 'til that smug Stormtrooper in sector 7 sees this. May now he will shut up about how "lightweight and pure" his Lotus is.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of STR8SIX STR8SIX
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    Only a middle-aged, virgin, former trombone playing, geek would own a complete Darth Vader costume and an Ariel Atom. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/19/09

    @STR8SIX: True... but I want that, and I am none of the above.


    Okay, geek, yes, but believe it or not, a woman has, reluctantly, agreed to sleep with me before.

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    I´m an alien.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/19/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Why drive when you can ride?: We know, but we promise we won't tell Customs and Immigration.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    "Luke, now your glad I am your father, yes come to the dark side and you can drive it."
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/19/09

    @lilwillie: That'd be enough to convince me.


    "Join the Dark Side today, and you too can get your VERY OWN ARIEL ATOM!


    Supplies are limited, so call now! Once they're gone, they're gone!


    BUT WAIT!


    The first fifty callers will get a GENUINE Jedi lightsaber, collected during the Clone War Jedi Massacre! These collectors' items are sure to increase in value, and would make a great heirloom to pass down to your kids. Own a piece of history today!


    Join the Dark Side today! Call 1-888-GO-DARTH!!"

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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    Look, I don't care what the guy at the comic book store told you about the helmet, it isn't Snell approved and we aren't letting you on the track with it.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    Step 1: Buy Ariel Atom.
    Step 2: Buy Vader costume.
    Step 3: Reprogram the horn to sound like Ewoks in a death scream.
    Step 4: Enjoy life immensely.
     Reply
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    No, no, no, light speed is too slow. We're gonna have to go to Ludicrous Speed.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    It can do the Kessel Run in under 5 parsecs.
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    Image of freds4hb freds4hb
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    He's gone to plaid.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    01/19/09

    @freds4hb: Ahh, I see I was scooped on the Spaceballs reference! Nicely done.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/19/09

    @freds4hb: Crap. Hadn't seen you'd already gone to plaid.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    01/19/09

    In reply to Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
    "Damn, this Atom is one helluva nice car!"
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