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    Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father

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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete... yes, the circle - just like the circles on the side of my Tie-Fighter-rolling-thingie here. When I left you I was but the learner - now I am the master... the master who will slice you in two with my - HEY! Don't walk away from me, f*cker! Come back here... OK, if you want a chase, you've got a chase, lemme just reach down and - oh, wait. DAD! DAD??? Come push me after this guy! Goddammit, you built the wings too close to the wheels - I TOLD you this wasn't gonna work. AUUUUGH! It's too late - thanks, Dad... you made me miss my Lightsabre battle with Obi-Wan!" #starwars
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    My hat is off to him for very, very cleverly incorporating that which he cannot escape.

    My wife and I did wounded soldiers a few years back, 'cause we could both incorporate canes, which were necessary. Worked remarkably well. #starwars
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    A Long Time Ago in a Law Office Far, Far Away.

    "Well, the Empire doesn't consider the Americans with Disabilities Act to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a violation in the battle station. The approach is not compliant. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide, so many of the Death Star's disabled staff have to use a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port, instead. The suit will lead directly to the reactor system. A precise win will start a chain reaction which should bring the station into full compliance. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The staff is attorney-shielded, so we'll have to use injunction torpedoes. " #starwars
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father

    Darth Vadar is cool no matter what his transportation is! #starwars
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    Why do I have a terrible feeling we will see breaking News Sunday morning that Darth Vader attempted to cross the street and was hit by a AMC Rebel. #starwars
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    This is the little known alternate ending to "Return of the Jedi". Luke kicks the shit out of Vader, then severs his spine as a payback for the whole cutting off of the hand episode. Payback is a bitch Dad! #starwars
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    The future Jalop is strong with this one. #starwars
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    Darth Vader Citroen H Van

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    Edited by Maxichamp at 10/16/09 3:23 PM Maxichamp was starred Maxichamp was unstarred
    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    Hopefully this kid doesn't have breathing problems like Stevie Kenarban. It would get old real quick. #starwars
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    Just try not to get any nougat on his helmet, okay? #starwars
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    If he has a handivan in the parking lot that looks like the Death Star, he will have my undying admiration. #starwars
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    Image of duurtlang duurtlang
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father

    I would give him one of these, because as far as I know there is no law against piloting a Tie Fighter while under the influence of R2D2. #starwars
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    10/16/09


    @duurtlang: R2 making a little money on the side: #starwars
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    Image of alexkim804000 alexkim804000
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    inaccurate. darth vader's TIE fighter had curved wing panels, not straight like the standard ones.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    10/16/09

    @alexkim804000:
    Picky bastard.... #starwars
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    10/16/09

    Curvy panels don't ride smooth on asphalt.
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    Edited by Elhigh at 10/16/09 3:23 PM Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of boot shrew boot shrew
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    Shame about his blind spots. #starwars
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/16/09

    In reply to Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
    See him rolling, they do. Hatin', they are. #starwars
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    Image of twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight) twitchykun(level 10 Jalop-Knight)
    10/16/09

    @Ash78 probly gonna get fired for posting: Catch him riding dirty, they will. #starwars
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