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    How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    So, by reversing this episode's logic, we can solve the Carpocalypse if everyone goes out and buys the full price Redline DVD (or Blu-Ray disc)?


    (NO DISCOUNTS!)
    (NO MOVIE HACKERS EITHER!)

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    02/24/09

    @SeanKHotay: Is that even possible? I mean it's not like I've looked or anything but I'm pretty sure Redline went straight from the theaters to the bargain bin.


    From the trailers I was going to see it, then they pulled the "brotha can't drive" stunt so I boycotted it.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    Man, I should stop reading the WSJ. I can get that fancy moneytalk here now!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    Naw, you've got it all backwards. If they hadn't crashed that Enzo the economy would be in even worse shape. The solution to Carpocalypso can only happen if we all get together and create some massive insurance fraud.


    So, go out and test drive that new Camaro, and crash it. Join Earth First, and torch a couple of Hummer dealers. Captain of a cargo ship? Open those loading doors and spill a few thousand Camry's into the Pacific. You get the idea.


    There's way to many unsold cars as it is, and we'll never get rid of them all the old fashioned way. So we're going to destroy them, collect the insurance, and use that to pay off all our underwater mortgages, put people back to work repairing the damage, and building replacement vehicles. Say it with me: 'Yes, we can!"

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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: A spelling error?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @Ray Wert:


    I'm just playing.


    It used to be that we got a series of hilarious comments out of you in at least one thread a day, but for one reason or another, you have been fairly quiet of late, although your post count is as high as ever.


    I was just poking a little fun to get a response, even if if it meant walking head first into a few wiseass remarks from you, as I clearly did twice in this thread alone.


    Hope things are going okay with you.

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    Does this mean that we have sacrifice a Murcielago LP460 to right things?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    What, exactly, is an "Aset"?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    "Flippant use of capital"


    I'm going to use that the next time my wife goes to the mall.

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    Image of HummerAficionado-VT HummerAficionado-VT
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    The economy suffred and so has Griffin's career.


    Honestly, I didn't know he'd been in anything since "Undercover Brother"....

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @HummerAficionado-VT:


    I didn't know there was anyone else other than Denise Richards in a skin-tight white suit in Undercover Brother.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    I was as surprised by the collapse of Quick Loan Funding as I was by the similar troubles of those other major financial institutions: Loans R Us, We Bee Lending, Baby I Gotcha Money, and The First National Bank Of Meth-heads.
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    Image of BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!! BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    I blame Eddie Griffin for starting the cross-dressing epidemic among black "entertainers".


    I swear I'm going to scream if I see another commercial for a rerun of "White Chicks" aka "I Dare You to Try This With White Men As Black Women", "Norbit" aka "Eddie in a Disgustingly Revealing Fatsuit", or another "Nutty Professor" ripoff Tyler Perry or Martin Lawrence flick as them portraying the formulaic 'groovy black grandma with an attitude that can dunk 6ft off the ground'.

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    02/24/09

    @BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!: I love all of Tracy Jordan's roles though, particularly: A Blaffair to Rememblack
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    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    Perhaps if Saint Groner can raise an Enzo, he can save us from finaciapocolypse.


    Groner for Stimulus czar!

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    02/24/09

    @burn_2002: depends upon what you are trying to stimulate
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    Image of dculberson dculberson
    02/24/09

    @Stranger then most: Dragons.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    02/24/09

    @dculberson: Hear, hear!
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    Somebody deserves promotion to head up a new "Clutching At Straws" litigation taskforce.


    Murilee will cover for you while your away, Ray...

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/24/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: your = you're. Honestly, guys, my illiteracy comes and goes
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    02/24/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: "We would like to welcome Ray Wert from Jalopnik dot com to the program... um, ma'am, are you lost? Do you want to get drinks later?"
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    02/24/09

    @jb: Ecoboost torque curve = OGC: Strict self-control on skirt length is all she needs
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    The brother can't drive, but the brother is responsible for the carpocalypse?


    I think we missed a few steps in the chain of reasoning, here.

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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Ya think?
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    02/24/09

    @Ray Wert: Is this how stars evaporate?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @mr.chophoppers:


    No, just how a quick poke at Ray flops miserably.

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/24/09

    In reply to How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
    I'm currently packaging auto loans for sale, so this is ironically relevant to my interests.
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