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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    12/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Heads To NASCAR, Will Race For Dale Jr.
    In other news, I'm going to start calling her Danica Patrick Jr. in honor of her move to NASCAR.
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    Image of Joe-Btfsplk Joe-Btfsplk
    12/08/09

    @Jeb_Hoge:
    Rubbin' is Racin'!
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    Jeb_Hoge promoted this comment Joe-Btfsplk was starred Joe-Btfsplk was unstarred
    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    12/08/09

    @Joe-Btfsplk: Totally not thinking about racing now.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    12/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Heads To NASCAR, Will Race For Dale Jr.
    Still not giving a shit.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/07/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Heads To NASCAR, Will Race For Dale Jr.
    I can't wait to see who the sponsors are besides GoDaddy.com...
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    12/07/09

    @VeeArrrSix: Larry the Cable Guy did a bit about having the Summers Eve 250... included the Vagisil car - itching and burning rubber all the way to the top of the 'Bush' standings... Here's a slightly modified version from a live performance, not the one that went on his recording.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/08/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): exactly
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Another reason why Kit Car Cobras scare the shit out of people...
     Reply
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    Image of jodark jodark
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    I love how clearly they photoshopped it to try to give her some side-boob. That arm-pit shadow is clearly over-emphasized.
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment jodark was starred jodark was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @jodark: Better side boob, than side hug.
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    Image of Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet:
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy was starred Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Is she deflated?
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Short legs and long torso, not the proper dimensions for a woman, unless she drives on the right.
     Reply
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    Image of jodark jodark
    11/30/09

    @Steve_in_NC: Being 4'11" and bow-legged doesn't help either.
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    Steve_in_NC promoted this comment jodark was starred jodark was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/30/09

    @jodark: I suspect Popeye might approve
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    11/30/09

    @jodark: This photo manages to conceal the linebacker sized neck too. most likely a result of wearing a helmet at high-gs.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    If that were my Cobra, her body wouldn't be on it.
     Reply
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    Image of SkyLab SkyLab
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: If it were MY Cobra, she could do whatever she damn well pleased with it. She probably has less of a chance of wrecking it than 90% of people who own them.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: For some reason that comment made me think of this. I'm not sure why...
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @SkyLab: Oh, I'd be comfortable letting her drive it. (More so than maybe Tiger Woods).
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: Because you sometimes have kinky thoughts. ?
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: I'm a guy. Sometimes I have thoughts other than the kinky ones. If I had a woman and a nice car... Oh the wonder.

    And then back to reality - Well, she'd take the car and leave me for a flippin' park ranger. Dammit.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: Only certain people get to do that on my car.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I don't have any car that's too good for Ms Patrick. Not that I think she's particularly remarkable. Let's just say my only options are fantasy and straight cash transactions. So far I've limited myself to flights of fancy. Danica meet Corvette hood.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: A park ranger? How did you come up with that?
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: It's been a very very bad year.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Define 'certain'.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @mytdawg: I know. Hang in there.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Only after you define 'people'.
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    Image of SkyLab SkyLab
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: LMAO There's a thought I can support!
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: 'People' is two or more persons.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    @skaycog was here: Alright, I have to be certain they're people. That's where drinking comes in handy.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/01/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Do they have to be live people? Sounds like you're awful picky...
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/30/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
    Smart move all around. She's improving her IRL performance, but in NASCAR she'd be stuck somewhere in the rear third, and fans would lose interest quickly.
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    Image of longdx longdx
    11/30/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I agree completely. She is a talented driver, places in the top 5 of IRL drivers, is THE face of the series. There are several open wheel drivers that have tried and failed at NASCAR, and several that have taken years to adapt(Montoya, Truex). Say what you will about NASCAR, but it is not an easy transition from other racing series. Plus, I do not think that Danica would be keen starting in a feeder series (although that would be the bes place to start).
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/09/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
    He's got a monogram to go with his next mammogram...
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    Image of brianesser76 brianesser76
    09/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
    Ugh, I am sick of all these talented drivers going to redneck nascar simply to make a quick buck.

    Nascar sucks.
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    Uncle Bo promoted this comment brianesser76 was starred brianesser76 was unstarred
    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    09/08/09

    @brianesser76:

    Most of these "talented drivers" do not have the skills to hang with the rednecks (see: D. Franchitti, P. Carpentier), so they go back to their cabernet and brie pansy series where the hair care products are better and the popped collar is haute couture.

    Show me some real talent from any open wheel series that can wheel with the trailer trash on a boring ass oval, and I'll show you a dirt track racin' redneck with a bad attitude from Indiana who can dominate your driver on any track at any time.
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    Image of brianesser76 brianesser76
    09/08/09

    @Uncle Bo: Give me a break. Nascar is nothing but glorified bumper cars. F1 drivers and Australian super car drivers own any nascar driver. Just because they can't drive the crap bricks that are nascar cars as well as the glorified school bus drivers of nascar, doesn't make them inferior.

    I wouldn't call the world champ of bumper cars a superior driver.

    Nascar = WWF of the automotive world.

    (Hence why most nascar crowds look like those at a WWF monday night event)

    F1 and other open wheel classes dwarf Nascar in fans worldwide, so obviously the fans have spoken. Wait, Nascar has no fans worldwide. Oops.
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    Edited by brianesser76 at 09/08/09 10:01 PM brianesser76 was starred brianesser76 was unstarred
    Image of Zuzax Zuzax
    09/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
    Every year we see this "will she go to NASCAR?" publicity stunt in order for Danica to keep her name in the headlines without really doing much of anything to deserve a headline.

    How about first we get some coverage of what Franchitti, Dixon, Kanaan, Wheldon, Hornish Jr., and Castroneves plan to do next year?

    THEN let's breathlessly discuss the plans of the seventh place driver.
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    Uncle Bo promoted this comment Edited by Zuzax at 09/08/09 7:04 PM Zuzax was starred Zuzax was unstarred
    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    09/08/09

    @Zuzax:

    Guess you aren't paying attention much. Hornish is in NASCAR and no longer races open wheel. Franchitti, Dixon, and Helio are in the top 4 points, behind Briscoe who is leading. All four of those drivers are with the dominant teams in the sport.

    Wheldon and Kanaan are below Danica in points.

    Danica is 5th in points, the best driver of the second tier teams.

    Considering her equipment is not class leading, I'd say she is doing a great job this year. Her more experienced counterparts are not performing as well as she is.
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    Image of Zuzax Zuzax
    09/09/09

    @Uncle Bo: That's what I get for looking up the stats off of AutoWeek. Still, I stand by my core point - let's honor the people who are leading, instead of falling again for what is turning out to be Danica's annual end-of-season publicity stunt.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    09/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
    Thank you...no, that came out wrong.

    Damn you for bringing Tits Guy back. Damn you forever, from the steaming pits of my eye sockets.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    09/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
    If you're not good enough to get into F1, might as well go back to driving in more circles.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/08/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
    Rumors before Sunday's Atlanta race was the deal was basically done for Stewart/Haas racing and it was just a matter of when they would put her in a ride.
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