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    Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    07/01/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    I think I soiled my pants when that pickup nailed him. Yep. Soiled. Darn.... OH! OH! OH!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    If he hadn't spent so much time in the left lane, Fox News wouldn't have covered it.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    "That car is back in HOV Lane!!"
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    I hope I'm not missing much, because the fucker won't load more than the first ten seconds, when it loads at all.
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    Image of BrettVette BrettVette
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    I think that was a 4th gen Maxima... if so I'm proud to own one. Not that I'd ever evade the law in such a manner.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/30/09

    @BrettVette: For some reason I thought Saturn or Sunfire.


    You're right though, definitely looks like Maxima tails.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    Anyone see "Jesse James is a dead man" with the "Jesse Vs. The Cops" episode?


    Now THAT was a police chase.


    I dunno, I think Texas just isn't used to great chases like this.

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    Image of bobdobbs bobdobbs
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    How dare they interrupt their 24/7 Michael-Jackson-is-still-dead-coverage for this.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    How many times do you think "Bring the rain!" was yelled over the police radios, only to have someone else say "Dammit, that was just a movie!"
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/30/09

    @SirNotAppearing: hahaha nice
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    After the driver crashed into the truck I half expected him to say "And you can put it on the board...YES!"
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    I'm still thinking he should have thrown in a "HE...COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAAAY!!!!" or a "Boom goes the dynamite!"
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    06/30/09

    @citroën67: TOUCHDOWN!!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/30/09

    @OxyCleaned-Bertone77!: That's, "TOUCHDOWN, TENNESSEE!"
    /John Ward
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    Image of BigRocket BigRocket
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    Mmmm bacon...


    The cops should be embarrased about the way the guy out-drove them at every step. I thought cops were supposed to be highly trained drivers? I guess not...which is what many of us suspected anyway.


    The real loser is the driver in the pick-up at the end, hopefully that person is not hurt as a result of over-zealous cops and a manic driver. And lets not forget the motorcyclist in the HOV lane.

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    Image of godspunk32 godspunk32
    06/30/09

    @BigRocket: Cops are trained to stay behind the fleeing vehicle until such a time that they can safely disable the vehicle. They are not supposed to be on top of it. This isn't Bullitt.


    Also, why would you call the cops overzealous? They pulled a guy over, and he fled. That gives them cause for chase, end of story.

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    Image of jodark jodark
    06/30/09

    @BigRocket: You ever see this clip where a kid in an M3 does a shoulder fake and the cop wrecks his car? It's fantastic.



    + Watch video





    And cops are also fucking idiots. "Our engines have a chip that give the cars more performance that the public can have." Yeah, cause I can't buy one on ebay.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/30/09

    @godspunk32: Yeah, but what the hell were they doin' steppin' out into traffic to throw a freakin' spike strip into a road they hadn't blocked off in some fashion? Not only was it a bad throw because the cop had to wait until after the red car and dodge a MOTORCYCLE, but it forced the "bad guy" to swerve and tag that semi. That gets a huge WTF, the cops were freakin' retarded.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/30/09

    @jodark: "It's better to stop now and face the consequences..." Better for who? Yer the guy who got pwned by a 15 year old kid, jackass. Get outta the donut shop and back into training.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    Here a little unknown fact: Shep Smith is made of plastic.


    No relation by the way.

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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    06/30/09

    @Flathead Smith: I know you are not realated. You make intelegent comments about things. So that means Shep is your arch enemy!
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    06/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr is the Stig too: RELATED..... stupid brain.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr is the Stig too:Fix intelligent too.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:I know that you've had your star for about week now and just wanted you to know that it looks real nice.
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Sheesh, I must be related to Shep.


    /sigh

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr: That made me laugh.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Flathead Smith: Aaah, here's where you wrote it originally. Thanks Flathead.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    This vehicle was made of unobtainium, the tires too.


    Unfortunately for the "road warrior," the pick-up truck was American, and made of steel.

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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:
    "No car of mine could take that kind of abuse."


    I think Shep Smith drives a Sebring.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Quattro-luvr is the Stig too: He must.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    Ah, the terror channel...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of jodark jodark
    06/30/09

    @mytdawg: Shep Smith has a gift for narrating high speed police chases. He elevates it to an art form.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/30/09

    @jodark: I couldn't get all the way through it. It was insipid... I assume that's what you mean by art form, master of the obvious?
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/30/09

    In reply to Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
    He's more likely to give J. Lo a blowjob than a curbjob.
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    wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx was starred wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Wait, I thought that was the other Fox News reporter who said that.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Nope, that was Shep Smith.
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    wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx was starred wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx was unstarred
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